It’s getting towards the time we planned ahead for the Grand Christmas Ball 
Held as usual in Lemongrove Manor, strict dress code (anything goes)
Alphabetical order ...be inventive.
Very nice to have you with us. Long way for you to come to our ball.
Any one invited Chloe?
Don't worry! I'm also searching and breaking the rules.!
Hope this isn't too noisy for a Sunday morning! 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y02l0ZZht1U
Tiaras, I wear mine all the time 
Rufus why won’t you join in the game? Just asking
Lemon: Thanks for your concern; I'm trying , but it's moving too fast for me! Remember, we are now 11 hours ahead and when a letter comes up requiring a smart comment I'm probably in Noddy land.
Would proxy votes be permissible? I could give you a sheaf of A to Zs, but on second thoughts, that allows you to censor them! I'm hoping to catch "C" when it comes around so watch out!
Chewbacca Have you been hacking my photo-shop files? That's me on the left, but my man-boobs have gone South since that was taken!! 
OoRoo
Zip wire from the banister. That’ll liven things up 
Amazing acts to entertain us - Magicians......Singers.......Male Strippers!!
Oops I didn't mean to put Male Strippers honest - I don't know where the idea came from!! 
Christmas Crackers; I can bring boxes all containing unexpurgated jokes; many Scotch Scots- based, but that won't matter, will it?
DanniRae and her band of strippers to delight us
Dodgy crackers from Rufus to excite us
EllaKeat you’ll have to wait till they arrive if you want to play with their ding a lings
Figgy pudding ( never had it. Assume it’s for constipation 
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