Grand Christmas Ball....all welcome

Jingling bells in the servants quarters summoning more champagne

Sorry I messed up further back by missing the W, it was probably due to a few to many drinks at this ball. Someone help me home please

Kisses - chocolate, air, smooch - all sorts - it’s a party

Love ? ? ?

Jama's
Otherwise known as pyjamas - a must at any sort of classy party?

Or M for magic knickers for holding in oversized tummies

Naughty knickers (you never know)!

Oh God, I am so sorrym I already said naughty knickers. ..... i obviously have a sad obsession with knickers......

noisettes (of the chocolate variety) to nibble mid polka?

P next ?

Pearls

Queen! ( she may drop in...shhhhhsh.)

Royal guests - we know how to behave in the midst of royalty {but do they know to behave in front of us? Just saying!!}

Sparklers (the indoor variety)

Twinkly lights

TV for those who can't miss a programme

U naughty person EllaKeat naughty knickers. What I want is a combination of naughty knickers and magic knickers

Vanity case for touching up my make up (otherwise known as a cement mixer)

Well worn in slippers to slip into, after wearing Jimmy Choos all evening. ouch

Xtra large knickers for all, after feasting all night long.

Y have I got this letter again??!!!!!
Yellow Marigolds to do the washing up after the party.

Zzz must have a little nap after all that fun

Asparagus and artichokes....with melted butter

Zip- a-dee-doo-dah, Zip-a-dee-eh!
My oh my what a wonderful day!
( All together now....hic...??)

ATTENTION Ladies! It's time for the Oldies Chippendales.

B.....r
Sorry, my iPad's too slow.

Crumbs lemon, chewy’s pinches the headline act from the Argy Bargy to appear at your Christmas ball ?

I know Doodle...?but what the heck, they’re so good we can see them twice!
Now, those waiters were lovely, but these are real men!