Limericks 12

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away
Have to wrap warm
In case there's a storm

From 17.05

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away
Have to wrap up warm
And l'll sprint past the farm

I’ll go for a walk in the woods today
Just down the road not too far away
Have to wrap up warm
And l'll sprint past the farm
But drop in for a hot chocolate at the cafe

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink
Unless it comes with hanky panky, wink-wink

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink
Unless it comes with hanky panky, wink-wink
But the café is shut

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink
Unless it comes with hanky panky, wink-wink
But the café is shut
My feet can't take me

Nothing better than a hot chocolate drink
Unless it comes with hanky panky, wink-wink
But the café is shut
My feet can't take me are kaput (sorry crazy, rhyme)
I'm going to soak them in the sink!

Some bits of me are falling apart

Some bits of me are falling apart
I don't mind, long as it's not my my heart

Some bits of me are falling apart
I don't mind, long as it's not my my heart
I need someone to patch me up

Some bits of me are falling apart
I don't mind, long as it's not my my heart
I need someone to patch me up
Give me a cuddle, fill my cup,

Some bits of me are falling apart
I don't mind, long as it's not my heart
I need someone to patch me up
Give me a cuddle, fill my cup,
That's all I need to give me a start.

Who cares about Trump's impeachment

Who cares about Trump's impeachment
He's just an embarrassment

Who cares about Trump's impeachment
He's just an embarrassment
Will he win the election ?

Who cares about Trump's impeachment?
He's just an embarrassment
Will he win the election?
He's the shame of the nation

Who cares about Trump's impeachment?
He's just an embarrassment
Will he win the election?
He's the shame of the nation
And as for tax - is there concealment?

I wish I could rechoose a career

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year
I’d be my own boss

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year
I’d be my own boss
Get rid of the dross

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year
I’d be my own boss
With myself I'll be cross

I wish I could rechoose a career
Not ruled by the academic year
I’d be my own boss
With myself I'll be cross
But this ain't gonna happen, I fear.

We have to keep our feet on the ground

We have to keep our feet on the ground
Whilst our heads are in the clouds, I'll be bound

We have to keep our feet on the ground
Whilst our heads are in the clouds, I'll be bound
To ignore reality

We have to keep our feet on the ground
Whilst our heads are in the clouds, I'll be bound
To ignore reality
A positive future I foresee

We have to keep our feet on the ground
Whilst our heads are in the clouds, I'll be bound
To ignore reality
A positive future I foresee
Is that feeble or perfectly sound?

All the roses look great on my deck

All the roses look great on my deck
In the floods here gardens are a wreck