Limericks 12

I think I'll knit me a warm winter scarf
A long one, at least six feet and a half,
To wind round and round

I think I'll knit me a warm winter scarf
In fluorescent pink, just for a laugh!

I think I'll knit me a warm winter scarf
A long one, at least six feet and a half,

Now dark Wintery nights are the norm
How long 'til the first big storm
Icy pavements I detest
And my long winter vest
By the fireside I'll stay cosy and warm.

I think I'll knit me a warm winter scarf

Now dark Wintry nights are the norm
How long 'til the first big snowstorm
Icy pavements I detest
And my long winter vest

Now dark Wintry nights are the norm
How long 'til the first big snowstorm
Icy pavements I detest

Now dark Wintry nights are the norm
How long 'til the first big snowstorm

1960s the best decade yet
You remember the music, I bet
And the miniskirt, too.
The winklepicker shoe
Peace and love to all whom we met.

Now dark Wintry nights are the norm

1960s was the best decade yet.
You remember the music ,I bet
And the mini skirt too
The winklepicker shoe

1960s was the best decade yet.
You remember the music ,I bet
And the mini skirt too

1960s was the best decade yet.
You remember the music ,I bet

It's raining again here in Devon
I'll soon have to do a sun dance, I reckon
But no, Winter is here
Time to stock up on beer
I remember the days with Party Seven (a 70's BIG can of beer)

1960s was the best decade yet.

It's raining again here in Devon
I'll soon have to do a sun dance, I reckon
But no, Winter is here
Time to stock up on beer

It's raining again here in Devon
I'll soon have to do a sun dance, I reckon
But no, Winter is here

It’s raining again here in Devon
I'll soon have to do a sun dance, I reckon

It’s raining again here in Devon

And enriches the soil that’s below.

All gardens look the same in the snow
What lies beneath only we know
The weeds, they get covered
Uncut grass is smothered

All gardens look the same in the snow
What lies beneath only we know
The weeds, they get covered

All gardens look the same in the snow
What lies beneath only we know

But, oh dear, there's much to be done
I’ll start with the garden, that’s fun
Firewood needs chopping
And tall trees need lopping
He'll do it - that certain someone

All gardens look same in the snow

But, oh dear, there's much to be done
I’ll start with the garden, that’s fun
Firewood needs chopping
And tall trees need lopping

But, oh dear, there's much to be done
I’ll start with the garden, that’s fun
Firewood needs chopping

But, oh dear, there's much to be done
I’ll start with the garden, that’s fun

Oops?
I’m awake much too early this morning
Me too, not even the sun is dawning!
But I’ll soon rise and shine
Though not before nine
I'm still sleepy and yawning

But, oh dear, there's much to be done