Limericks 12

So away with the old rules and habits
We're off, so we can all call it quits

So away with the old rules and habits
We're off, so we can all call it quits
Let's have a giggle or two

So away with the old rules and habits
We're off, so we can all call it quits
Let's have a giggle or two
Time is too precious not to

So away with the old rules and habits
We're off, so we can all call it quits
Let's have a giggle or two
Time is too precious not to
Have fun and breed like rabbits.

But look, there's another storm coming

But look, there's another storm coming
Soon rain on the roof will be drumming

But look, there's another storm coming
Soon rain on the roof will be drumming
With such powerful wind

But look, there's another storm coming
Soon rain on the roof will be drumming
With such powerful wind
The rubbish I've binned

But look, there's another storm coming
Soon rain on the roof will be drumming
With such powerful wind
The rubbish I've binned
Will spill instead of humming .

I like my garden to be tidy and neat

I. like my garden to be tidy and neat
My neighbour's say, it looks a treat

I. like my garden to be tidy and neat
My neighbour's say, it looks a treat
Cutting the grass takes time

A certain Gransnetter from Surrey
Fell in love with a coalman called Murray
But all that black dust
Put paid to her lust
So she soon packed and took off in a hurry.

Another Gransnetter from Bristol

I'm sorry.... obviously on the wrong page

I. like my garden to be tidy and neat
My neighbour's say, it looks a treat
Cutting the grass takes time
And the weeds do climb

I. like my garden to be tidy and neat
My neighbour's say, it looks a treat
Cutting the grass takes time
And the weeds do climb
BUt the result is surely worth the feat .

Who would you like to invite to tea ?

Who would you like to invite to tea ?
Not sure but they must have social repartee

Who would you like to invite to tea ?
Not sure but they must have social repartee
David Attenborough gets my vote

Who would you like to invite to tea ?
Not sure but they must have social repartee
David Attenborough gets my vote
He's sure to tell us an anecdote

Who would you like to invite to tea ?
Not sure but they must have social repartee
David Attenborough gets my vote
He's sure to tell us an anecdote
A more interesting bloke I’ve yet to see

I think I am losing the rhythm. Apologies.
This should do it ....

There was an old man from Crewe

There was an old man from Crewe
He was so tired, he needed a brew

There was an old man from Crewe
He was so tired, he needed a brew
He reached for a mug

There was an old man from Crewe
He was so tired, he needed a brew
He reached for a mug
Took a big glug

There was an old man from Crewe
He was so tired, he needed a brew
He reached for a mug
Took a big glug
And that was the last thing he knew

He woke up with such a sore head

He woke up with such a sore head
So decided to go back to bed

He woke up with such a sore head
So decided to go back to bed.
His wife threw him out

He woke up with such a sore head
So decided to go back to bed.
His wife threw him out
He went walk about