Limericks 12

Thank goodness that’s the last of the pud
Now I really must start to be good,
Put carbs in the bin
They’re truly a sin

Thank goodness that’s the last of the pud
Now I really must start to be good,
Put carbs in the bin
They’re truly a sin
C’mon now , you all know you should.

Sometimes when I’m feeling bored

Sometimes when I`m feeling bored
I think of how much I`m adored,

Sometimes when I`m feeling bored
I think of how much I`m adored,
Of the fan mail I get

Sometimes when I`m feeling bored
I think of how much I`m adored,
Of the fan mail I get
And my lack of debt

Sometimes when I`m feeling bored
I think of how much I`m adored,
Of the fan mail I get
And my lack of debt
Due to the money I hoard!

We two had a breakfast I fried

We two had a breakfast I fried
With croissants and coffee beside

We two had a breakfast I fried
With croissants and coffee beside
Will need a wee nap

We two had a breakfast I fried
With croissants and coffee beside
Will need a wee nap
As I’ve not left a scrap

We two had a breakfast I fried
With croissants and coffee beside
Will need a wee nap
As I’ve not left a scrap
To be sure that I'd be satisfied.

I must say I'm a bit tired of whisky

I must say I'm a bit tired of whisky
I'm drinking Bacardi, less risky

I must say I'm a bit tired of whisky
I'm drinking Bacardi, less risky
It’s Gin & Tonic for me

I must say I'm a bit tired of whisky
I'm drinking Bacardi, less risky
It’s Gin & Tonic for me
I like that too, but you see

I must say I'm a bit tired of whisky
I'm drinking Bacardi, less risky
It’s Gin & Tonic for me
I like that too, but you see
After three I get far too frisky!

I’ve just had a refreshing walk in the park

I’ve just had a refreshing walk in the park
It was joyous and makes me sing like a lark

I've just had a refreshing walk in the park
It was joyous and makes me sing like a lark
The blue skies were a thrill

I've just had a refreshing walk in the park
It was joyous and makes me sing like a lark
The blue skies were a thrill
The sun broke up the chill

I've just had a refreshing walk in the park
It was joyous and makes me sing like a lark
The blue skies were a thrill
The sun broke up the chill
To my mood it certainly added a spark

I’d quite like to home a rescue rabbit

I’d quite like to home a rescue rabbit
Until now, that hasn't been my habit

I’d quite like to home a rescue rabbit
Until now, that hasn't been my habit
Now I’d like a bunny

I’d quite like to home a rescue rabbit
Until now, that hasn't been my habit
Now I’d like a bunny
I’d call her Honey

I’d quite like to home a rescue rabbit
Until now, that hasn't been my habit
Now I’d like a bunny
I’d call her Honey
Give her lettuce and watch her grab it

If I had one wish it would be

If I had one wish it would be
To have a more settled country

If I had one wish it would be
To have a more settled country
A world that unites

If I had one wish it would be
To have a more settled country
A world that unites
And never has fights