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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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crazyH Tue 24-Dec-19 01:24:52

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner
Nice thick gravy is good
It goes well with all cooked food

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 24-Dec-19 10:02:31

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner
Nice thick gravy is good
Sprouts, Eat I should

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henetha Tue 24-Dec-19 10:12:30

What's the best part of Christmas dinner?
For me the turkey is the winner
Nice thick gravy is good
Sprouts, Eat I should
But I'm a bit of a sprout sinner

I secretly give 'em to the family dog

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 24-Dec-19 10:45:06

I secretly give 'em to the family dog
Who then goes out for a jog

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 24-Dec-19 12:46:12

I secretly give 'em to the family dog
Who then goes out for a jog
Can't bear the sight of 'em

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Quesera Tue 24-Dec-19 17:25:38

I secretly give 'em to the family dog
Who then goes out for a jog
Can't bear the sight of 'em
Can't stand the taste of 'em!

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 24-Dec-19 18:21:06

I secretly give 'em to the family dog
Who then goes out for a jog
Can't bear the sight of 'em
Can't stand the taste of 'em!
Peeling them is real slog

Games at Christmas can be fun

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henetha Wed 25-Dec-19 10:19:49

Games at Christmas can be fun
If I can stay awake after dinner's done

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Juliet27 Wed 25-Dec-19 11:52:19

Games at Christmas can be fun
If I can stay awake after dinner's done
Love an afternoon nap

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 25-Dec-19 13:09:17

Games at Christmas can be fun
If I can stay awake after dinner's done
Love an afternoon nap
With doggie on my lap

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FarNorth Wed 25-Dec-19 23:15:29

Games at Christmas can be fun
If I can stay awake after dinner's done
Love an afternoon nap
With doggie on my lap
Dreaming of holidays in the sun.

Such a shame that we haven't had snow, though

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Dec-19 07:07:55

Such a shame that we haven't had snow, though
Can't remember the last time it put in a show

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Ashcombe Thu 26-Dec-19 08:30:42

Such a shame that we haven’t had snow
Can’t remember when last it put on a show.
In Torquay we had sun

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crazyH Thu 26-Dec-19 11:08:04

Such a shame that we haven’t had snow
Can’t remember when last it put on a show.
In Torquay we had sun
In Wales we had none

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henetha Thu 26-Dec-19 11:34:52

Such a shame that we haven’t had snow
Can’t remember when last it put on a show.
In Torquay we had sun
In Wales we had none
But when we get it we then want it to go!

Boxing day, and it's raining again

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crazyH Thu 26-Dec-19 11:49:48

Boxing day, and it's raining again
Dull and dreary, that's in the main

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 26-Dec-19 12:03:32

Boxing Day, and it's raining again
Dull and dreary, that's in the main
Chilly as well

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Juliet27 Thu 26-Dec-19 14:48:54

Boxing Day, and it's raining again
Dull and dreary, that's in the main
Chilly as well
So much for Noel

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Jangran99 Thu 26-Dec-19 15:51:20

Boxing Day, and it's raining again
Dull and dreary, that's in the main
Chilly as well
So much for Noel
Come on, let's just drink more champagne.

We're eating left-overs for dinner

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Ashcombe Fri 27-Dec-19 10:00:19

We’re eating leftovers for dinner
Cold turkey with pickles? A winner!

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henetha Fri 27-Dec-19 11:46:19

We’re eating leftovers for dinner
Cold turkey with pickles? A winner!
My appetite's small

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 27-Dec-19 12:41:32

We're eating leftovers for dinner
Cold turkey with pickles? A winner!
My appetite's small
I feel too stuffed, an' all

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Juliet27 Fri 27-Dec-19 13:34:30

We're eating leftovers for dinner
Cold turkey with pickles? A winner!
My appetite's small
I feel too stuffed, an' all
And I'm certainly not getting thinner.

Thank goodness I've eaten the last of the pud

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callgirl1 Fri 27-Dec-19 17:03:21

Thank goodness I`ve eaten the last of the pud
Now I really must start to be good,

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Gemini1789 Fri 27-Dec-19 17:05:02

Thank goodness I`ve eaten the last of the pud
Now I really must start to be good,
Put carbs in the bin

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