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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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crazyH Sat 21-Dec-19 18:02:40

wink
You won't believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way
It's eight inches long and. dark all over (don't let your imagination get the better of you or rather the worse)

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Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 17:55:50

Tut tut , Crazy !

You won't believe what I bought today
I just caught sight of it on my way

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crazyH Sat 21-Dec-19 17:43:32

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight
Watching the flakes gently float
Coating all in a sparkly coat
Now all that covers us, is that damn raincoat (sorry)

You won't believe what I bought today

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Dec-19 17:38:24

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight
Watching the flakes gently float
Coating all in a sparkly coat

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 17:19:28

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight
Watching the flakes gently float

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 17:19:04

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight
Watching the flakes gentle float

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Gemini1789 Sat 21-Dec-19 16:37:12

I can’t remember when Christmas was white
A snowy Christmas is such a nice sight

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Dec-19 15:35:46

I've tried hot lemon in a mug
But I'm going to need a stronger drug
Perhaps whisky will be the cure
A hot toddy, I'm sure
Sounds good, I’ll pour me a jug.

I can’t remember when Christmas was white

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 21-Dec-19 14:43:18

I've tried hot lemon in a mug
But I'm going to need a stronger drug
Perhaps whisky will be the cure
A hot toddy, I'm sure

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 14:20:22

I've tried hot lemon in a mug
But I’m going to need a stronger drug
Perhaps whisky will be the cure

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Dec-19 14:04:22

I've tried hot lemon in a mug
But I’m going to need a stronger drug

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 13:49:23

I wish this long lasting cough would go
It's a saga of misery and woe
This is week three
I just coughed up my tea
No use standing under the mistletoe?

I've tried hot lemon in a mug

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henetha Sat 21-Dec-19 12:37:04

I wish this long lasting cough would go
It's a saga of misery and woe
This is week three
I just coughed up my tea

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Bellanonna Sat 21-Dec-19 10:06:31

I wish this long lasting cough would go
It's a saga of misery and woe
This is week three

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Jangran99 Sat 21-Dec-19 07:35:56

I wish this long lasting cough would go
It's a saga of misery and woe

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Juliet27 Sat 21-Dec-19 01:29:22

It’s tempting to make the rhyme rude
And it often depends how it's viewed
Third line must be short
Unless one’s been at the port
Then all can be easily misconstrued

I wish this long lasting cough would go

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Elrel Sat 21-Dec-19 00:08:21

It’s tempting to make the rhyme rude
And it often depends how it's viewed
Third line must be short
Unless one’s been at the port

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WOODMOUSE49 Sat 21-Dec-19 00:01:48

It`s tempting to make the rhyme rude
And it often depends how it's viewed
Third line must be short

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Juliet27 Fri 20-Dec-19 22:26:54

It`s tempting to make the rhyme rude
And it often depends how it's viewed

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callgirl1 Fri 20-Dec-19 22:04:21

Limericks are harder than people think
All the elements must be in sync
You think of a rhyme
It might take some time
So why not let`s go for a drink?

It`s tempting to make the rhyme rude

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Gemini1789 Fri 20-Dec-19 21:55:52

Limericks are harder than people think
All the elements must be in sync
You think of a rhyme
It might take some time

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Quesera Fri 20-Dec-19 21:48:44

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds
I hid in the doorway
Of a kebab shop in Norway
And through the menu did browse.

I couldn’t resist a chicken kofte

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gulligranny Fri 20-Dec-19 18:15:12

Limericks are harder than people think
All the elements must be in sync
You think of a rhyme

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Jangran99 Fri 20-Dec-19 17:14:11

Limericks are harder than people think
All the elements must be in sync

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Gemini1789 Fri 20-Dec-19 14:07:14

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds
I hid in the doorway
Of a kebab shop in Norway
It’s okay , it’s allowed.

Limericks are harder than people think

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