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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 17-Dec-19 00:45:37

It turned out like a treasure hunt
I could see someone waving up front

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henetha Tue 17-Dec-19 10:46:43

It turned out like a treasure hunt
I could see someone waving up front
Good grief, it's Prince Harry!

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crazyH Tue 17-Dec-19 12:04:10

It turned out like a treasure hunt
I could see someone waving up front
Good grief, it's Prince Harry!
He's happy as Larry

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Quesera Tue 17-Dec-19 22:08:38

It turned out like a treasure hunt
I could see someone waving up front
Good grief, it's Prince Harry!
He's happy as Larry
Is this some sort of royal stunt?

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize

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Gemini1789 Tue 17-Dec-19 23:08:49

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize
A lifetime’s supply of French fries

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Jangran99 Tue 17-Dec-19 23:17:26

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize
A lifetime’s supply of French fries
Oh dear, that's sad

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Gemini1789 Tue 17-Dec-19 23:36:40

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize
A lifetime’s supply of French fries
Oh dear, that's sad
Yes another fad

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crazyH Tue 17-Dec-19 23:41:02

But it turns out I’ve won a big prize
A lifetime’s supply of French fries
Oh dear, that's sad
Ne'er mind, it's not all bad

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callgirl1 Wed 18-Dec-19 00:15:06

But it turns out I`ve won a big prize
A lifetime`s supply of French fries
Oh dear, that`s sad
Yes another fad
To go along with my yen for mince pies!

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?

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Elrel Wed 18-Dec-19 01:44:51

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?
Or on a beach far away?

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henetha Wed 18-Dec-19 11:25:12

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?
Or on a beach far away?
Or are you a vegan?

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Elrel Wed 18-Dec-19 15:12:07

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?
Or on a beach far away?
Or are you a vegan?
Whose meal has just begun

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Gemini1789 Wed 18-Dec-19 23:41:13

Are you cooking your turkey on the day?
Or on a beach far away?
Or are you a vegan?
Whose meal has just begun
Served on a large silver tray .

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?

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crazyH Thu 19-Dec-19 00:01:23

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
I try to, but I'm always drunk

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Jangran99 Thu 19-Dec-19 00:06:04

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
Well, after one more glass of punch

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Gemini1789 Thu 19-Dec-19 00:20:58

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
Well, after one more glass of punch
I avoid Uncle Bert

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Jangran99 Thu 19-Dec-19 01:11:41

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
Well, after one more glass of punch
I avoid Uncle Bert
Because it's a cert

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crazyH Thu 19-Dec-19 07:07:44

Do you go for a walk after lunch ?
Well, after one more glass of punch
I avoid Uncle Bert
Because it's a cert
He'll follow me home - that's my hunch.

He's ok in small doses

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henetha Thu 19-Dec-19 10:16:11

He's ok in small doses
But he's got terrible halitosis

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 19-Dec-19 11:18:07

He's ok in small doses
But he's got terrible halitosis
I stand well back

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Juliet27 Thu 19-Dec-19 12:11:22

He's ok in small doses
But he's got terrible halitosis
I stand well back
From the dental plaque

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Jangran99 Thu 19-Dec-19 20:36:11

He's ok in small doses
But he's got terrible halitosis
I stand well back
From the dental plaque
To kiss him I’d need hypnosis

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 20-Dec-19 01:07:55

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds

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Gemini1789 Fri 20-Dec-19 01:22:46

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds
I hid in the doorway

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henetha Fri 20-Dec-19 10:24:58

I’ve just fought my way through the crowds
Now trying to find cover from dark clouds
I hid in the doorway
Of a kebab shop in Norway

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