Limericks 12

Perhaps if she'd taken more time
And we'd been a little more kind
Reality is so different
And we're so insistent
They must conform to our mind.

So away with the rules and habits

Perhaps if she'd taken more time
And we'd been a little more kind
Reality is so different
And we're so insistent

Perhaps if she'd taken more time
And we'd been a little more kind
Reality is so different

Perhaps if she’d taken more time
And we'd been a little more kind

There was a young actress from LA
Who gave up her job and moved to UK
Found a handsome young Prince
Rued the lifestyle since
Her ideas were much too outre

Perhaps if she’d taken more time

There was a young actress from LA
Who gave up her job and moved to UK
Found a handsome young Prince
Rued the lifestyle since

There was a young actress from LA
Who gave up her job and moved to UK
Found a handsome young Prince

There was a young actress from LA
Who gave up her job and moved to UK

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?
This question I think I will parry,
So much to know
I'd just let them go
No discussion with family to make them tarry.

There was a young actress from LA

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?
This question I think I will parry,
So much to know
I'd just let them go

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?
This question I think I will parry,
So much to know

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?
This question I think I will parry,

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal
So if I hit him the reason will be causal
My hormones dictate
Whom I love or hate
So he'd better look out for his schnozzle.

What do we think about Meghan and Harry?

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal
So if I hit him the reason will be causal
My hormones dictate
Whom I love or hate

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal
So if I hit him the reason will be causal
My hormones dictate

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal
So if I hit him the reason will be causal

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting
And next to me, an odious man was sitting. (rhyme ?)
He tried man- spreading
On my space treading
Wrong woman,he'll soon be retreating!

He doesn't know that I'm menopausal

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting
And next to me, an odious man was sitting. (rhyme ?)
He tried man- spreading
On my space treading

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting
And next to me, an odious man was sitting. (rhyme ?)
He tried man- spreading

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting
And next to me, an odious man was sitting

When Trump found out who she was
He did try his best to make a pass
She pulled out her gun
"Try this for size, think on,
You won’t get your way with this lass!”

I’ve just been to a long, boring meeting

When Trump found out who she was
He did try his best to make a pass
She pulled out her gun
"Try this for size, think on,"

When Trump found out who she was,
He did try his best to make a pass
She pulled out her gun

When Trump found out who she was,
He did try his best to make a pass

She then let me into her little secret,
She once was a spy, to her great regret
With her coat collar pulled high
She worked for the FBI
And flew her own private jet.

When Trump found out who she was,