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Limericks 12

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Juliet27 Fri 01-Nov-19 22:33:46

Limericks 10 ended with...

My garden will be full of spent rockets
They’ll need to be collected in buckets
It was fun at the time

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Quesera Tue 26-Nov-19 22:08:27

I befriended a boy in Tiree
He was sitting high up in a tree
"What are you doing up there?"
" I'm viewing the machair,
It’s a great sight I’m sure you’d agree.

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 26-Nov-19 23:16:37

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who had the most glorious long hair

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Jangran99 Tue 26-Nov-19 23:36:02

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who had the most glorious long hair (doesn't rhyme)

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 27-Nov-19 00:03:33

Jangram99 - I should check up pronunciations.

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery
Loved that twinkle in his eye

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crazyH Wed 27-Nov-19 00:21:17

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery
Loved that twinkle in his eye
It made me swoon and sigh

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 27-Nov-19 00:31:23

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery
Loved that twinkle in his eye
It made me swoon and sigh
With him, I'd never be weary

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness

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Elrel Wed 27-Nov-19 00:32:18

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery
Loved that twinkle in his eye
It made me swoon and sigh
Until he got far too leery

There was a young lady from Bicester

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crazyH Wed 27-Nov-19 00:37:37

Going with the earlier one

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness
And we dressed, for sure, to impress

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 27-Nov-19 00:41:50

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness
And we dressed, for sure, to impress
Suddenly the boat started to rock

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crazyH Wed 27-Nov-19 09:33:31

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness
And we dressed, for sure, to impress
Suddenly the boat started to rock
Oh no - my beautiful new frock!!

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Bellanonna Wed 27-Nov-19 09:37:57

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness
And we dressed, for sure, to impress
Suddenly the boat started to rock
Oh no - my beautiful new frock!!
Said he, staring glumly at his dress.

There was a young lady from Bicester

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henetha Wed 27-Nov-19 10:42:28

There was a young lady from Bicester
Who walked ten miles to see her sister

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Quesera Wed 27-Nov-19 13:18:42

There was a young lady from Bicester
Who walked ten miles to see her sister
But on ringing her bell

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 27-Nov-19 13:22:29

There was a young lady from Bicester
Who walked ten miles to see her sister
But on ringing her bell
Would you believe it? Do tell

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callgirl1 Wed 27-Nov-19 23:45:46

There was a young lady from Bicester
Who walked ten miles to see her sister
But on ringing her bell
Would you believe it? Do tell
She found that she`d only just missed her.

Her sister was going to HER house

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Bellanonna Wed 27-Nov-19 23:49:39

Her sister was going to HER house
Where she lived in a lovely old almshouse

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Elrel Thu 28-Nov-19 01:49:01

Her sister was going to HER house
Where she lived in a lovely old almshouse
With roses round the door

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 28-Nov-19 10:59:47

Her sister was going to HER house
Where she lived in a lovely old almshouse
With roses round the door
And tall hollyhocks, what's more

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henetha Thu 28-Nov-19 12:35:00

Her sister was going to HER house
Where she lived in a lovely old almshouse
With roses round the door
And tall hollyhocks, what's more,
Plus six cats and a terrified mouse.

The sisters managed to meet up the next day

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 28-Nov-19 16:43:58

The sisters managed to meet up the next day
With tea and cake, that's always the way

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crazyH Thu 28-Nov-19 17:56:33

The sisters managed to meet up the next day
With tea and cake, that's always the way
The cats got a share

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Jangran99 Thu 28-Nov-19 18:06:02

The sisters managed to meet up the next day
With tea and cake, that's always the way
The cats got a share
Little mouse beware

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crazyH Thu 28-Nov-19 18:40:20

The sisters managed to meet up the next day
With tea and cake, that's always the way
The cats got a share
Little mouse beware
Tom has a nasty streak, that's all I can say.

What's that I hear, a squeak upstairs ?

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henetha Fri 29-Nov-19 10:25:26

What's that I hear, a squeak upstairs ?
Is it a ghost, or do they haunt in pairs?

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Fri 29-Nov-19 11:41:24

What's that I hear, a squeak upstairs?
Is it a ghost, or do they haunt in pairs?
Or rodents in the thatch?

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