Limericks 12

I befriended a boy in Tiree
He was sitting high up in a tree
"What are you doing up there?"
" I'm viewing the machair,
It’s a great sight I’m sure you’d agree.

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who had the most glorious long hair

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who had the most glorious long hair (doesn't rhyme)

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery

Jangram99 - I should check up pronunciations.

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery
Loved that twinkle in his eye

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery
Loved that twinkle in his eye
It made me swoon and sigh

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery
Loved that twinkle in his eye
It made me swoon and sigh
With him, I'd never be weary

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness

I also met Sean from Dun Laoghaire
Who was always exceptionally cheery
Loved that twinkle in his eye
It made me swoon and sigh
Until he got far too leery

There was a young lady from Bicester

Going with the earlier one

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness
And we dressed, for sure, to impress

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness
And we dressed, for sure, to impress
Suddenly the boat started to rock

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness
And we dressed, for sure, to impress
Suddenly the boat started to rock
Oh no - my beautiful new frock!!

Together we sailed our boat on Loch Ness
And we dressed, for sure, to impress
Suddenly the boat started to rock
Oh no - my beautiful new frock!!
Said he, staring glumly at his dress.

There was a young lady from Bicester

There was a young lady from Bicester
Who walked ten miles to see her sister

There was a young lady from Bicester
Who walked ten miles to see her sister
But on ringing her bell

There was a young lady from Bicester
Who walked ten miles to see her sister
But on ringing her bell
Would you believe it? Do tell

There was a young lady from Bicester
Who walked ten miles to see her sister
But on ringing her bell
Would you believe it? Do tell
She found that she`d only just missed her.

Her sister was going to HER house

Her sister was going to HER house
Where she lived in a lovely old almshouse

Her sister was going to HER house
Where she lived in a lovely old almshouse
With roses round the door

Her sister was going to HER house
Where she lived in a lovely old almshouse
With roses round the door
And tall hollyhocks, what's more

Her sister was going to HER house
Where she lived in a lovely old almshouse
With roses round the door
And tall hollyhocks, what's more,
Plus six cats and a terrified mouse.

The sisters managed to meet up the next day

The sisters managed to meet up the next day
With tea and cake, that's always the way

The sisters managed to meet up the next day
With tea and cake, that's always the way
The cats got a share

The sisters managed to meet up the next day
With tea and cake, that's always the way
The cats got a share
Little mouse beware

The sisters managed to meet up the next day
With tea and cake, that's always the way
The cats got a share
Little mouse beware
Tom has a nasty streak, that's all I can say.

What's that I hear, a squeak upstairs ?

What's that I hear, a squeak upstairs ?
Is it a ghost, or do they haunt in pairs?

What's that I hear, a squeak upstairs?
Is it a ghost, or do they haunt in pairs?
Or rodents in the thatch?