I love to hear the hedgehogs at night But their snuffling does give me a fright I know they have fleas So don`t pick them up, please, Be gentle, if they're scared they might bite.
Was I wrong to give the giblets to the fox? It could be considered unorthodox I do regret the calling card! In future tidbits will be barred They will go into the composting box.
There's a little old man in my shed I keep him well watered and fed We’ve been married for years But he's caused me some tears So I'm happy to keep him out of my bed
I’m not what you call a good cook Though I’m quite good at cooking a book! Oh dear, is that legal? Avoid a legal eagle! I don't care, I just cock a snook!
Young Charlotte seems braver than George A life in the spotlight she’ll forge She must keep in mind That she will be confined And must not on rich food then gorge
It'll take till next Xmas to shift this blubber Dancing will do it, I'm a keen night-clubber I could rock'n'roll all night By 'eck, what a wobbly sight Dare I say I look a bit of a scrubber
It'll take till next Xmas to shift this blubber Dancing will do it, I'm a keen night-clubber I could rock'n'roll all night By 'eck, what a wobbly sight