Limericks 10

There was a careless boy from Leeds
Who had no thoughts, just deeds
He scaled the tower
Showing off his power

There was a careless boy from Leeds
Who had no thoughts, just deeds
Hescaled the tower
Showing off his power
Then fell into a pile of weeds

There were nettles among them there weeds

There were nettles among them there weeds
He's learnt his lesson, he'll avoid those deeds

There were nettles among them there weeds
He’s learned his lesson, he’ll avoid those deeds
He will stay home and study

There were nettles among them there weeds
He`s learnt his lesson, he`ll avoid those deeds
He`ll stay on the ground,

There were nettles among them there weeds
He’s learned his lesson, he’ll avoid those deeds
He will stay home and study
His shoes won't get muddy

There were nettles among them there weeds
He’s learned his lesson, he’ll avoid those deeds
He will stay home and study
His shoes won't get muddy
And he'll see what hard work breeds.

He's hopes to earn large pots of money

Oops.

He hopes to earn large pots of money

He hopes to earn large pots of money
He could keep bees and sell honey

He hopes to earn large pots of money
He could keep bees and sell honey
There`s honey with gin,

He hopes to earn large pots of money
He could keep bees and sell honey
There`s honey with gin,
And in cream for your skin

He hopes to earn large pots of money
He could keep bees and sell honey
There'e honey with gin
And in cream for your skin
He makes both types, solid or runny.

The washing machine's doing a mad dance

The washing machine's doing a mad dance
And all I do is watch in a trance

The washing machine's doing a mad dance
And all I do is watch in a trance,
Perhaps if I sit on it

The washing machine's doing a mad dance
And all I do is watch in a trance,
Perhaps if I sit on it
And enjoy myself a bit

The washing machine`s doing a mad dance
And all I do is watch in a trance,
Perhaps if I sit on it
And enjoy myself a bit
My complexion it will enhance

I once washed a white shirt with reds

I once washed a white shirt with reds
I'd forgotten to take my meds

I once washed a white shirt with reds
I'd forgotten to take my meds
We're now in the pink

I once washed a white shirt with reds
I'd forgotten to take my meds
We're now in the pink
And really, I think

I once washed a white shirt with reds
I'd forgotten to take my meds
We're now in the pink
And really, I think
I look good in my pink threads

Time to buy some new shirts

I once washed a white shirt with reds
I`d forgotten to take my meds
We`re now in the pink
And really, I think
Pink sheets will look great on the boys beds!

Pink for girls and blue for boys,

Time to buy some new shirts
But I'd sooner spend money on desserts

Time to buy some new shirts
But I'd sooner spend money on desserts
Then the shirts wouldn't fit

Time to buy some new shirts
But I'd sooner pend money on desserts
Then the shirts wouldn't fit
Stretchy waistbands I'll hit

Time to buy some new shirts
But I'd sooner spend money on desserts
Then the shirts wouldn't fit
Stretchy waistbands I'll hit
I hate how reality hurts.

I'd love to be rich and so gorgeous