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Limericks 10

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Jangran99 Wed 21-Aug-19 08:09:49

Carrying on from 8

He fell from the tree to the ground
Paul had ear muffs, didn`t hear a sound
He found Saul all of a heap
He was having a weep,
Climbing is dangerous , he found

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crazyH Sun 25-Aug-19 09:29:55

"Time for bed" said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three
My legs are aching

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Aug-19 10:08:45

"Time for bed," said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three
My legs are aching
My body's a shaking

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crazyH Sun 25-Aug-19 11:31:13

"Time for bed," said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three
My legs are aching
My body's a shaking
Glad I'm not climbing a tree.

A beautiful black horse came galloping by

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 11:32:22

"Time for bed," said Zebedee
Climb the steps - one, two, three
My legs are aching
My body's a shaking
"I'm coming too" said Florence with glee

A little mouse crept into the room

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 11:35:05

Missed out with Florence.

crazyH's line

A beautiful black horse came galloping by
But stopped and looked me in the eye

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henetha Sun 25-Aug-19 11:41:53

A beautiful black horse came galloping by
But stopped and looked me in the eye.
Follow me, he neighed

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FarNorth Sun 25-Aug-19 11:46:32

A beautiful black horse came galloping by
But stopped and looked me in the eye.
Follow me, he neighed
I quickly obeyed

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 17:58:20

A beautiful black horse came galloping by
But stopped and looked me in the eye.
Follow me, he neighed
I quickly obeyed
I jumped on his back and he in the sky

Where will this horse take me I wondered

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 25-Aug-19 18:11:11

Where will this horse take me I wondered
As quickly down the road he thundered

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callgirl1 Sun 25-Aug-19 19:40:12

Where will this horse take me I wondered
As quickly down the road he thundered
To the Appleby horse show we`re going,

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 20:01:36

Where will this horse take me I wondered
As quickly down the road he thundered
To the Appleby horse show we're going,
Where he's hoping to do some showing

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callgirl1 Sun 25-Aug-19 21:00:11

Where will this horse take me I wondered
As quickly down the road he thundered
To the Appleby horse show we`re going.
Where he`s hoping to do some showing,
With maybe a rosette (or a hundred)

It`s been so very warm today

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 25-Aug-19 22:15:51

It`s been so very warm today
I need a cool drink without delay

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FarNorth Sun 25-Aug-19 23:07:03

It`s been so very warm today
I need a cool drink without delay
Put in lots of ice

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callgirl1 Sun 25-Aug-19 23:44:32

It`s been so very warm today
I need a cool drink without delay
Put in lots of ice
A lot more, that`s nice

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 00:23:59

It`s been so very warm today
I need a cool drink without delay
Put in lots of ice
A lot more, that`s nice
I'm so glad this hasn't been a workday.

I hope I sleep through the night.

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BradfordLass72 Mon 26-Aug-19 01:05:20

I hope I sleep through the night
In summer the mosquitoes bite!

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crazyH Mon 26-Aug-19 01:17:19

I hope I sleep through the night
In summer the mosquitoes bite!
It stings like hell

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Jangran99 Mon 26-Aug-19 08:35:41

I hope I sleep through the night
In summer the mosquitoes bite!
It stings like hell
Need cooling gel

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 26-Aug-19 10:05:10

I hope I sleep through the night
In summer the mosquitoes bite!
It stings like hell
Need cooling gel
Lots of itchy bites are my plight.

But the chemists have run out of cream

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henetha Mon 26-Aug-19 10:08:06

But the chemists have run out of cream
It's stings so bad I could scream

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henetha Mon 26-Aug-19 10:09:03

Sorry,
But the chemists have run out of cream,
It stings so bad I could scream

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 26-Aug-19 10:16:58

But the chemists have run out of cream,
It stings so bad I could scream
An ice pack, quick

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callgirl1 Mon 26-Aug-19 18:02:12

But the chemist have run out of cream,
It stings so badI coulsd scream
A n ice pack, quick
I do feel sick

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Oldandverygrey Mon 26-Aug-19 18:06:26

But the chemist have run out of cream
It stings so bad I could scream
An ice pack, quick
I do feel sick
But don't worry it was only a dream

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