Limericks 9

His attention is liable to wander
His mind is out somewhere yonder
He'd better concentrate
And deliberate
If he wants me to get any fonder.

I think Eric is quite the catch

I think Eric is quite the catch
For me, he’s the perfect match

I think Eric is quite the catch
For me, he’s the perfect match
He's casually smart

I think Eric is quite the catch
For me, he's the perfect match
He's casually smart
And treats me to tart

I think Eric is quite the catch
For me, he's the perfect match
He's casually smart
And treats me to tart
So a plan I'm starting to hatch.

I'll invite him on a weekend break

I'll invite him on a weekend break
We'll go wind-surfing on a local lake

I'll invite him on a weekend break
We'll go wind-surfing on a local lake
I'll drool over his wet suit

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I'll invite him on a weekend break
We'll go wind-surfing on a local lake
I'll drool over his wet suit
His silhouette is quite cute

I'll invite him on a weekend break
We'll go wind-surfing on a local lake
I'll drool over his wet suit
His silhouette is quite cute
Though his “Trump-tan” is certainly fake.

Let’s go walking up in the fells

Let’s go walking up in the fells
Nothing nicer than hills and dells

Let`s go walking up in the fells
Nothing nicer than hills and dells
We can watch all the wildlife

Let`s go walking up in the fells
Nothing nicer than hills and dells
We can watch all the wildlife
And forget trouble and strife

Let's go walking up in the fells
Nothing nicer than hills and dells
We can watch all the wildlife
And forget trouble and strife
Mother Nature, my nerves she quells.

There's also the local nature reserve

There's also the local nature reserve
Where we can give problems a quick body swerve

There's also the local nature reserve
Where we can give problems a quick body swerve
We’ll get out our “bins”

There's also the local nature reserve
Where we can give problems a quick body swerve
We’ll get out our “bins”
And rattle our tins

There's also the local nature reserve
Where we can give problems a quick body swerve
We’ll get out our “bins”
And rattle our tins
And march up and down with verve

Lucy wished she could play squash

Lucy wished she could play squash
But all the courts were awash

Lucy wished she could play squash
But all the courts were awash
So she grabbed her swimsuit instead

Luy wished she could play squash
But all the courts were awash
So she grabbed her swimsuit instead
Left her husband sleeping in bed

Lucy wished she could play squash
But all the courts were awash
So she grabbed her swimsuit instead
Left her husband sleeping in bed
She returned to find, he'd run off with the dosh.

She phoned here and there, she jumped on her bike

She phoned here and there, she jumped on her bike
Unluckily for her,he'd taken a dislike

She phoned here and there, she jumped on her bike
Unluckily for her, he'd taken a dislike
Her toothless grin

She phoned here and there, she jumped on her bike
Unluckily for her, he'd taken a dislike
Her toothless grin
Her frame so thin

She phoned here and there, she jumped on her bike
Unluckily for her, he'd taken a dislike
Her toothless grin
Her frame so thin
Had persuaded him to take a hike

From limericks I’d taken a break