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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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callgirl1 Sat 14-Sept-19 22:51:40

I feel a bit unsettled, I don`t know why,
I`ve a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin`s just called
A new case! I`m enthralled.
I now need a bodyguard, oh my!

I hope he`s the one off the telly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 15-Sept-19 14:36:01

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 15-Sept-19 22:30:06

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
Together we'll share a salad

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Jangran99 Sun 15-Sept-19 23:33:08

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
we'll share a salad
Sing a romantic ballad

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FarNorth Mon 16-Sept-19 09:26:34

I hope he's the one off the telly
So together we'll stake out the deli
we'll share a salad
Sing a romantic ballad
And really give it some welly.

So then we'll get started on spying

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henetha Mon 16-Sept-19 09:40:53

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing

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FarNorth Mon 16-Sept-19 17:30:45

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing
My job won't last long

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crazyH Mon 16-Sept-19 18:09:51

So then we'll get started on spying
But I can't help gazing and sighing
My job won't last long
My head will be gone

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callgirl1 Mon 16-Sept-19 23:29:51

So then we`ll get started on spying
But I can`t help gazing and sighing
My job won`t last long
My head will be gone
And on the base of the scaffold will be lying

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy

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crazyH Mon 16-Sept-19 23:49:54

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy

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callgirl1 Tue 17-Sept-19 00:51:14

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy
If he carries a gun

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crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 01:16:15

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy
If he carries a gun
There won't be much fun

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henetha Tue 17-Sept-19 11:10:54

A spy doesn`t get much sympathy
Neither will there be empathy
If he carries a gun
There won't be much fun
'Cos they'll all be dead, what a tragedy.

I'd rather go out with a doctor

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crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 11:45:42

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'll be well looked after

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FarNorth Tue 17-Sept-19 16:55:19

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'll be well looked after
With her sensitive hands

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Grannycool52 Tue 17-Sept-19 17:20:47

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'd be well looked after
With her sensitive hands
On my swollen glands

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Jangran99 Tue 17-Sept-19 19:51:27

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'd be well looked after
With her sensitive hands
On my swollen glands
She'll be the perfect profits

Limericks should make us smile

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Jangran99 Tue 17-Sept-19 19:53:45

Grrr, predictive text!

I'd rather go out with a doctor
I'm sure I'd be well looked after
With her sensitive hands
On my swollen glands
She'll be the perfect proctor

Limericks should make us smile

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Grannycool52 Tue 17-Sept-19 21:45:38

Limericks should make us smile
And be written in a numerous style

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Grannycool52 Tue 17-Sept-19 21:48:09

Predictive text again!!
Limericks should make us smile
Be written in a humorous style

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crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 22:03:58

Limericks should make us smile
Be written in a humorous style
With jokes in abundance

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FarNorth Tue 17-Sept-19 23:11:46

Limericks should make us smile
Be written in a humorous style
With jokes in abundance
While I do a bun dance

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Jangran99 Tue 17-Sept-19 23:20:33

Limericks should make us smile,
Be written in a humorous style,
With jokes in abundance,
While I do a fun dance,
And leap like a crazy juvenile!

But what if I put out me back?

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crazyH Tue 17-Sept-19 23:28:13

Limericks should make us smile
Be written in a humorous style
With jokes in abundance
While I do a bun dance
To se me they come driving for miles.

Shall we GN start a carnival

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Jangran99 Tue 17-Sept-19 23:32:03

We have a new line crazygrin

But what if I put out me back?

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