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Limericks 9

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FarNorth Thu 08-Aug-19 23:53:06

I really don`t mind being hirsute
My hair's glossy and really quite cute

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crazyH Thu 12-Sept-19 10:27:37

If Anton is really your dream
And you want him to dance with your team
Best flutter your lashes
And flash your gnashers

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Thu 12-Sept-19 14:11:31

If Anton is really your dream
And you want him to dance on your team
Best flutter your lashes
And flash your gnashers
With wide happy smiles you'll beam.

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene

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crazyH Thu 12-Sept-19 19:17:57

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene
The snow capped mountains - I can but dream

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Grannycool52 Thu 12-Sept-19 21:13:06

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene
The snow-capped mountains-I can but dream
Apres ski, the hot gluhwein

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WOODMOUSE49 Thu 12-Sept-19 21:21:23

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene
The snow-capped mountains-I can but dream
Apres ski, the hot gluhwein
That sends a tingle up my spine

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Jangran99 Thu 12-Sept-19 22:59:41

Or perhaps ski-jumping is more your scene
The snow-capped mountains-I can but dream
Apres ski, the hot gluhwein
That sends a tingle up my spine
And the fondue is truly supreme.

A wonderful beast is the elephant

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FarNorth Thu 12-Sept-19 23:29:14

A wonderful beast is the elephant
When waltzing - oh my, how elegant

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callgirl1 Thu 12-Sept-19 23:32:57

A wonderful beast is the elephant
When waltzing-oh my, how elegant
He glides along the floor

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WOODMOUSE49 Fri 13-Sept-19 00:03:40

A wonderful beast is the elephant
When waltzing-oh my, how elegant
He glides along the floor
With everyone shouting for more

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Grannycool52 Fri 13-Sept-19 18:36:24

A wonderful beast is the elephant
When waltzing, oh my, how elegant
He glides along the floor
With everyone shouting for more
And in speech he's really so eloquent.

Myself, I am not a great dancer

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callgirl1 Fri 13-Sept-19 22:09:09

Myself I am not a great dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prance,

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FarNorth Fri 13-Sept-19 22:49:18

Myself I am not a great dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prancer,
I mince and I strut

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BradfordLass72 Fri 13-Sept-19 23:25:39

Myself I am not a great dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prancer,
I mince and I strut
What a figure I cut

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callgirl1 Fri 13-Sept-19 23:41:26

Myself I`m not much of a dancer
In fact I`m a bit of a prancer,
I mince and I strut
What a figure I cut,
But I make a great romancer.

To Romeo I`ve been compared,

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FarNorth Fri 13-Sept-19 23:48:48

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I've shared

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crazyH Fri 13-Sept-19 23:58:01

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I've shared
The Juliets I've known

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callgirl1 Sat 14-Sept-19 00:12:56

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I`ve shared
The Juliets I`ve known
Seldom go home alone

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crazyH Sat 14-Sept-19 00:21:02

To Romeo I`ve been compared,
With ladies much pleasure I`ve shared
The Juliets I`ve known
Seldom go home alone
I walk them back if I dared.

I was May Queen of our little town

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Sept-19 01:25:31

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown

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FarNorth Sat 14-Sept-19 07:26:50

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sat 14-Sept-19 11:09:32

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved
So genteel, 'I've arraived'

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crazyH Sat 14-Sept-19 12:10:29

I was May Queen of our little town
I thought I was 'it' in my fabulous gown
I graciously waved
So genteel, 'I've arraived'
No one took notice- brought me one peg down

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why

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Grannycool52 Sat 14-Sept-19 15:47:45

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy

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crazyH Sat 14-Sept-19 16:38:26

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin's just called

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FarNorth Sat 14-Sept-19 17:03:34

I feel a bit unsettled, I don't know why,
I've a nice new job as a Russian spy
The Kremlin's just called
A new case! I'm enthralled.

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