The neighbours are out in the garden today Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay But the blades are too blunt So they took a punt And let the lawn turn to hay.
But maybe they'll see lots of dolphins Or even some fire breathing dragons With cameras ready And a quick bevy Hope there's something strong in the flagon
Nine ladies are going to set sail Hope they've learned how to bale With their teamwork secure "Hello sailor" they'll roar Let's hope they don't meet a large whale.
A creature of amazement is the gorilla His antics a great conversation filler, He could juggle 10 balls Until hunger calls But then shocked us by dancing around a pillar.
His desires then turned to a girl in Tesco's Who would frolic with him al fresco In the 'fast serve' aisle They tarried a while Until a researcher approached them talking about manifestos
He fancied a quiet quilter from Quorn He took photos of her, classed as porn, Without her being aware On Bacefook did he share And Oh how his mother did mourn