Limericks 8

There was a young man from Milngavie
Who bought a splendiferous tie
It glowed in the dark
But made the dog bark

There was a young man from Milngavie
Who bought a splendiferous tie
It glowed in the dark
But made the dog bark
Which wakened the baby who’d cry

He went on a trip to Culross

He went on a trip to Culross
He wanted to go and see Bros

Minnie just having a bit of fun ,I’ve been caught out many times with place name pronunciation ?

He went on a trip to Culross
He wanted to go and see Bros
His favourite was Luke

He went on a trip to Culross
He wantedto go and see Bros
His favourite was Luke
Makes me want to p rebuke

He went on a trip to Culross
He wantedto go and see Bros
His favourite was Luke
Makes me want to p rebuke
And his girlfriend did not give a toss.

He next took a tent to Culzean

He next took a tent to Culzean
Went with his bestie, Wayne

He next took a tent to Culzean
Went with his bestie, Wayne
They struggled to light a fire

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He next took a tent to Culzean
ent with his bestie, Wayne
struggled to light a fire
With consequences dire

He next took a tent to Culzean
Went with his bestie, Wayne
They struggled to light a fire
With consequences dire
Especially when it started to rain

There was once a young camper called Dwight

There was once a young camper called Dwight
He struggled to put up the tent, what a fight

There was once a young camper called Dwight
Whose tent wasn't quite watertight

(Going with lovebeige)

There was once a young camper called Dwight
He struggled to put up the tent, what a fight
The wind was no friend

There was once a young camper called Dwight
He struggled to put up the tent, what a fight
The wind was no friend
All the poles did bend

There was once a young camper called Dwight
He struggled to put up the tent, what a fight
The wind was no friend
All the poles did bend
So he slept under the stars that night

He woke up next morning quite early

He woke up next morning quite early
Lying in dew that was pearly

He woke up next morning quite early
Lying in dew that was pearly
No sign of his tent

He woke up next morning quite early
Lying in dew that was pearly
No sign of his tent
He had to be lent

He woke up next morning quite early
Lying in dew that was pearly
No sign of his tent
He had to be lent
The money to go back to Purley

Now Dwight was a sporty young man

Now Dwight was a sporty young man
Who devised a new keep-fit plan

Now Dwight was a sporty young man
Who devised a new keep-fit plan
He sat on his chair

Now Dwight was a sporty young man
Who devised a new keep-fit plan
He sat on his chair
With a chocolate eclair

Now Dwight was a sporty young man
Who devised a new keep-fit plan
He sat on his chair
With a chocolate eclair
And promised later to dance the can-can.

He fancied a quiet quilter from Quorn

He fancied a quiet quilter from Quorn
He took photos of her, classed as porn,