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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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Bellanonna Tue 30-Jul-19 11:50:21

But I admit today we have thunder
Will tomorrow be better, I wonder?

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Grannycool52 Tue 30-Jul-19 16:55:19

But I admit today we have thunder
Will tomorrow be better, I wonder
As we've planned a picnic

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WOODMOUSE49 Tue 30-Jul-19 17:37:26

But I admit today we have thunder
Will tomorrow be better, I wonder
As we've planned a picnic
Sun's forecast. That's epic.

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callgirl1 Tue 30-Jul-19 17:56:55

But I admit today we have thunder
Will tomorrow be better, I wonder
As we`ve planned a picnic
Sun`s forecast. That`s epic.
They wouldn`t have this problem Down Under.

What can I make for our tea?

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Jangran99 Tue 30-Jul-19 19:40:24

What can I make for our tea?I
Fish 'n' chips always does me

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Bellanonna Tue 30-Jul-19 20:59:19

What can I make for our tea?I
Fish 'n' chips always does me
With vinegar and salt

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callgirl1 Tue 30-Jul-19 22:18:30

What can I make for our tea?
Fish n chips always does it for me
With vinegar and salt
It`s hard to find fault

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Jangran99 Tue 30-Jul-19 22:29:16

What can I make for our tea?
Fish 'n' chips always does me
With vinegar and salt
It`s hard to find fault
So bring on the fruits of the sea!

There was a young lady of means

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Bellanonna Tue 30-Jul-19 22:36:43

There was a young lady of means
Who was usually so full of beans

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Jangran99 Tue 30-Jul-19 22:52:02

There was a young lady of means
Who was usually so full of beans
That her friends all said

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Amagran Tue 30-Jul-19 23:24:59

There was a young lady of means
Who was usually so full of beans
That her friends all said
Let's paint the town red

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crazyH Tue 30-Jul-19 23:48:53

There was a young lady of means
Who was usually so full of beans
That her friends all said
Let's paint the town red
They didn't expect her to remove her jeans

I'm dreading the dentist next week

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callgirl1 Wed 31-Jul-19 00:09:30

I`m dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I`ll do more than squeak!

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BradfordLass72 Wed 31-Jul-19 06:51:52

I`m dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I`ll do more than squeak!
I'd be tempted to sieze

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 31-Jul-19 09:53:11

I'm dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I'll do more than just squeak!
I'd be tempted to seize
His riches, oh please

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Bellanonna Wed 31-Jul-19 10:27:55

I'm dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I'll do more than just squeak!
I'd be tempted to seize
His riches, oh please
Then elope with Zorba the Greek

I’d like to spend winter on Crete

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henetha Wed 31-Jul-19 10:28:29

I'm dreading the dentist next week
If he hurts me I'll do more than just squeak!
I'd be tempted to seize
His riches, oh please.
But I bet he'll just fill my cavities, so to speak.

Lovelorn Lily rode a llama to Leicester

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henetha Wed 31-Jul-19 10:29:35

oooo... posted at same time.....sorry

I’d like to spend winter on Crete
To bask in the sun would be neat

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 31-Jul-19 12:20:49

I’d like to spend winter on Crete
To bask in the sun would be neat
Here comes my drink

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Jangran99 Wed 31-Jul-19 12:29:59

I’d like to spend winter on Crete
To bask in the sun would be neat
Here comes my drink
A gin, and it's pink

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 31-Jul-19 13:42:53

I’d like to spend winter on Crete
To bask in the sun would be neat
Here comes my drink
A gin, and it's pink
I wish someone would shut up that parakeet!

There once was a very sad grandma

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crazyH Wed 31-Jul-19 13:47:39

There once was a very sad grandma
Who sat alone, pining for dear grandpa

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 31-Jul-19 14:34:14

There once was a very sad grandma
Who sat alone, pining for dear grandpa
She went into town

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crazyH Wed 31-Jul-19 14:37:36

There once was a very sad grandma
Who sat alone, pining for dear grandpa
She went into town
Spent a half-crown

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FarNorth Wed 31-Jul-19 18:41:54

There once was a very sad grandma
Who sat alone, pining for dear grandpa
She went into town
Spent a half-crown
On a course called "Fast Track to the Cha-cha".

She now is a fleet-footed Grandma

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