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Limericks 8

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Juliet27 Fri 28-Jun-19 18:28:05

Starting 8 with the end of 7

The neighbours are out in the garden today
Cutting grass with the mower they bought on Ebay
But the blades are too blunt
So they took a punt
And let the lawn turn to hay.

45 degrees! I know I'd not cope

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 19-Aug-19 23:44:44

There was an old vicar in Bray
Who, one day, lost his way.

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Aug-19 23:22:56

So I think this calls for a takeaway
That`s not something we have every day
Is it Indian or Chinese
It`ll be sure to please
Especially if I don't have to pay!

There was an old vicar in Bray

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callgirl1 Mon 19-Aug-19 22:14:50

So I think this calls for a takeaway
That`s not something we have every day
Is it Indian or Chinese
It`ll be sure to please

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crazyH Mon 19-Aug-19 22:10:13

So I think this calls for a take away
That's not something we have every day
Is it Indian or Chinese

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FarNorth Mon 19-Aug-19 21:46:19

So I think this calls for a take away
That's not something we have every day

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callgirl1 Mon 19-Aug-19 21:40:30

By eck Mother I don`t know what to do
The roast is burnt and the Yorkshires too
The gravy`s full of lumps
Everyone`s got the dumps
That`s why there`s a queue for the loo!

We`ve run out of toilet paper

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Aug-19 21:34:53

By 'eck Mother I don't know what to do
The roast is burnt and the yorkshires too
The gravy’s full of lumps
Everyone's got the dumps
And on the pudding the cat has had a chew

So I think this calls for a take away

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 19-Aug-19 21:30:02

By 'eck Mother I don't know what to do
The roast is burnt and the yorkshires too
The gravy’s full of lumps
Everyone's got the dumps

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Aug-19 21:21:41

By 'eck Mother I don't know what to do
The roast is burnt and the yorkshires too
The gravy’s full of lumps

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Jangran99 Mon 19-Aug-19 21:20:01

So he decided to join 'em and get blotto
What's for dinner? My favourite risotto?
No Joe, it's just chips
With various dips
Delicious, variety’s my motto

By 'eck Mother I don't know what to do
The roast is burnt and the yorkshires too

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crazyH Mon 19-Aug-19 16:02:58

So he decided to join 'em and get blotto
What's for dinner? My favourite risotto?
No Joe, it's just chips
With various dips

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Grannycool52 Mon 19-Aug-19 15:54:47

Blotto!

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Grannycool52 Mon 19-Aug-19 15:54:07

So he decided to join 'em and get lotto
What's for dinner? My favourite risotto?
No Joe, it's just chips

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 19-Aug-19 12:28:30

We missed one starter:

So he decided to join 'em and get blotto
What's for dinner? My favourite risotto?

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crazyH Mon 19-Aug-19 12:06:58

By 'eck Mother I don't know what to do
The roast is burnt and the yorkshires too

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 19-Aug-19 11:30:16

Little Joe is the one for athletics
But dad wants him to study genetics
He went off to Uni
Intending not to get moody
He thought sport and science were a good mix.

By 'eck Mother I don't know what to do

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henetha Mon 19-Aug-19 11:26:47

Little Joe is the one for athletics
But dad wants him to study genetics
He went off to Uni
Intending not to get moody
But found he loved the paralytics

So he decided to join 'em and get blotto

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 19-Aug-19 10:33:49

Little Joe is the one for athletics
But dad wants him to study genetics
He went off to Uni
Intending not to get moody

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crazyH Mon 19-Aug-19 09:32:38

Little Joe is the one for athletics
But dad wants him to study genetics
He went off to Uni

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 19-Aug-19 01:59:59

Trying again....

Little Joe is the one for athletics
But dad wants him to study genetics

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WOODMOUSE49 Mon 19-Aug-19 01:57:31

Hermione loves tap-dance lessons
She must have had over 50 sessions
The show is next week
She'll be at her peak
Time to gather together all her possessions

Judy has a passion for landscape design

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FarNorth Mon 19-Aug-19 01:52:38

Hermione loves tap-dance lessons
She must have had over 50 sessions
The show was next week
She`ll be at her peak
Very soon it could be her profession.

Little Joe is the one for athletics

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callgirl1 Mon 19-Aug-19 00:01:04

Hermione loves tap-dance lessons
She must have had over 50 sessions
The show was next week
She`ll be at her peak

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WOODMOUSE49 Sun 18-Aug-19 21:36:23

Hermione loves tap-dance lessons
She must have had over 50 sessions
The show was next week

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callgirl1 Sun 18-Aug-19 21:23:58

Hermione loves tap-dance lessons
Always turns up for her sessions

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