Limericks 8

I met a tall man from the West
Who had the most hairy broad chest
I fancied him rotten
Feelings I'd thought long forgotten

I met a tall man from the West
Who had the most hairy broad chest
I fancied him rotten
Feelings I'd thought long forgotten
But then I saw soup on his vest

I fancy a uniformed man

I fancy a uniformed man
Especially with a nice tan

I fancy a uniformed man
Especially with a nice tan
I'll obey orders

I fancy a uniformed man
Especially with a nice tan
I`ll obey orders
Cross any borders

I fancy a uniformed man
Especially with a nice tan
I`ll obey orders
Cross any borders
Jumping into the fire from the pan

A rash young rabbit from Rhossili

A rash young rabbit from Rhossili
Thought he could burrow his way to Pwhelli

A rash young rabbit from Rhossili
Thought he could burrow his way to Pwhelli
But his ambition

A rash young rabbit from Rhossili
Thought he could burrow his way to Pwhelli
But his ambition
Met with admonition

A rash young rabbit from Rhossili
Thought he could burrow his way to Pwhelli
But his ambition
Met with admonition
They said, "You're a real silly billy."

But his brother was a bigger buffoon

But his brother was a bigger buffoon
Named Boris, a bit of a loon

But his brother was a bigger buffoon
Named Boris, a bit of a loon
Let's hope he dont make a hash

But his brother was a bigger buffoon
Named Boris, a bit of a loon
Let's hope he dont make a hash
But he's gonna give it a bash

But his brother was a bigger buffoon
Named Boris, a bit of a loon
Let's hope he dont make a hash
But he's gonna give it a bash
Thinks he'll crack it in one afternoon.

So now we see Boris start digging

So now we see Boris start digging
At keyholes we'll be ear-wigging

So now we see Boris start digging
At keyholes we'll be ear-wigging
Isn’t that sneaky?

So now we see Boris start digging
At keyholes we'll be ear-wigging
Isn't that sneaky?
It is rather cheeky

So now we see Boris start digging
At keyholes we'll be ear-wigging
Isn't that sneaky?
It is rather cheeky
Bet he’ll zag while the others are zigging

It’s for sure he’ll do it his way

Its for sure he'll do it his way
No doubt we'll listen to what he has to say

It`s for sure he`ll do it his way
No doubt we`ll listen to what he has to say
His voice is so pompous,

It`s for sure he`ll do it his way
No doubt we`ll listen to what he has to say
His voice is so pompous,
His youth, probably raucous

It`s for sure he`ll do it his way
No doubt we`ll listen to what he has to say
His voice is so pompous,
His youth, probably raucous
But look where he is today.

The tiresome old man from Tolpuddle

The tiresome old man from Tolpuddle
Got himself into quite a muddle

The tiresome old man from Tolpuddle
Spent most of his life in a muddle

The tiresome old man from Tolpuddle
Got himself into a muddle
No shoes on his feet