Limericks 7

May I share a big secret with you?
I’d feel privileged if you do!
But you can't tell a soul
We didn't use birth control

May I share a big secret with you?
I’d feel privileged if you do!
But you can't tell a soul
We didn't use birth control
One can only hope he withdrew! ?

Jan is thinking of starting a zoo

Juliet?

Jan is thinking of starting a zoo
That you can all contribute to

Jan is thinking of starting a zoo
That you can all contribute to
So let's build a big menagerie

Jan is thinking of starting a zoo
That you can all contribute to
So let's build a big menagerie
Next well have an aviary

Jan is thinking of starting a zoo
That you can all contribute to
So let's build a big menagerie
Next well have an aviary
And a hairy Heilan' coo!?

What shall I take on my holiday?

What shall I take on my holiday?
That's if I can afford one on my pay!

What shall I take on my holiday?
That's if I can afford one on my pay!
My iPad and phone

What shall I take on my holiday?
That's if I can afford one on my pay!
My iPad and phone
So I won't feel alone

What shall I take on my holiday?
That`s if I can afford one on m y pay!
My iPad and phone
So I won`t feel alone
I can play Candy Crush every day!

We`re going to have a new baby

We`re going to have a new baby
A cute little girl , or boy, maybe

We`re going to have a new baby
A cute little girl, or boy, maybe
With a round, chubby face

We're gong to have a new baby
A cute little girl, or boy maybe
With a round chubby face
It's sure to be 'naice'

And a 'boy and girl' name such as Grady

We're gong to have a new baby
A cute little girl, or boy maybe
With a round chubby face
It's sure to be 'naice'
And a 'boy and girl' name such as Grady

A Spoonerism, Limerick or Pun

A Spoonerism, Limerick or Pun
Doesn’t matter, so long as it’s fun

A Spoonerism. Limerick or Pun
Doesn't matter, so long as its fun
So get your brainbox in gear

A Spoonerism. Limerick or Pun
Doesn't matter, so long as its fun
So get your brainbox in gear
Stick to subject, don't vere

A Spoonerism, limerick or pun,
Doesn't matter, so long as it's fun.
So get your brainbox in gear
Stick to subject, don't veer,
Surely we can think of a ton.

A young fellow in his flashy new sports car

A young fellow in his flashy new sports car
Drove up and parked outside a gay bar,

A young fellow in his flashy new sports car
Drove up and parked outside a gay bar,
He offered a lift

A young fellow in his flashy new sports car
Drove up and parked outside a gay bar,
He offered a lift
I gave him short shrift

A young fellow in his flashy new sports car
Drove up and parked outside a gay bar,
He offered a lift
I gave him short shrift
I'm already spoken for - ta!

Just struggled with a wardrobe flat pack

That was a really good limerick ?

Just struggled with a wardrobe flat pack
The air’s blue and my thumbs are both black