Limericks 7

Just struggled with a wardrobe flat pack
The air’s blue and my thumbs are both black
But somehow it’s standing

Just struggled with a wardrobe flat pack
The air's blue and my thumbs are both black
But somehow it's standing
But it needs moving from the landing

Just struggled with a wardrobe flat pack
The air's blue and my thumbs are both black
But somehow it's standing
But it needs moving from the landing
Can't help because I'm 'flat '-on my back!

I'm getting hooked on buying online

I'm getting hooked on buying online
Tell me about it !!!thats my only crime

I'm getting hooked on buying online
Tell me about it !!!thats my only crime
There’s so many sales

I'm getting hooked on buying online
Tell me about it !!!thats my only crime
There’s so many sales
My common-sense fails,

I'm getting hooked on buying online
Tell me about it !!!thats my only crime
There’s so many sales
My common-sense fails,
It may be my pricey tale but casually say 'I'll be fine'

The sun is so searingly hot

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht
To seek cooler climes

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht
To seek cooler climes
Where there's none of these daft rhymes

2old4hotpants

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht
To seek cooler climes
Where there's none of these daft rhymes
And if you think that line's clever- it's not.

There once was a crabbit old woman

The sun is so searingly hot
I must sail away on my yacht
To seek cooler climes
Where there`s none of these daft rhymes
And my G&T arrives on the dot!

Over the ironing board I sweated today

Touche Jangran - love it

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common
A hefty posterior

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common
A hefty posterior
And never inferior

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common
A hefty posterior
And never inferior
But she had awful trouble getting her tights on.

And when bending she blocked out the sun

There once was a crabbit old woman
With Kim Kardashian she'd something in common
A hefty posterior
And never inferior
And by contrast a very flat abdomen

He once was a gorgeous adonis

Sorry- Henetha was first so -

And when bending she blocked out the sun

And when bending she blocked out the sun
And was really a figure for fun

And when bending she blocked out the sun
And was really a figure for fun
She was told to diet

And when bending she blocked out the sun
And was really a figure for fun
She was told to diet
Would not even try it

And when bending she blocked out the sun
And was really a figure for fun
She was told to diet
Would not even try it
If not careful she’ll end up a ton.

Using 2old4hotpants’ suggestion

He once was a gorgeous Adonis

He once was a gorgeous Adonis
But I wish when we met I had known this

He once was a gorgeous Adonis
But I wish when we met I had known this
His gums are all bare

He once was a gorgeous Adonis
But I wish when we met I had known this
His gums are all bare
And he`s lost all his hair