Limericks 7

A naughty elf drank too much wine!
Much too fond of the juice of the vine
He was stumbling about
There was never a doubt
That he’d fail at toeing the line.

To add to the limericks we’re all so keen

To add to the limericks we’re all so keen
Observing rules we don’t contravene

To add to the limericks we’re all so keen
Observing rules we don’t contravene
We rack our brains

To add to the limericks we’re all so keen
Observing rules we don’t contravene
We rack our brains
‘Til enthusiasm wanes

To add to the limericks we’re all so keen
Observing rules we don’t contravene
We rack our brains
‘Til enthusiasm wanes
And our talent becomes a 'has been'

I've made a decision to go into space

I've made a decision to go into space
I’ve put my name down, it’s been quite a race

I've made a decision to go into space
I’ve put my name down, it’s been quite a race
I'm weightlessness trained

I've made a decision to go into space
I’ve put my name down, it’s been quite a race
I'm weightlessness trained
And all else arranged

I've made a decision to go into space
I’ve put my name down, it’s been quite a race
I'm weightlessness trained
And all else arranged
To encounter some aliens in a faraway place

The Labrador ate all my lunch!

The Labrador ate all my lunch!
A clearly enjoyable munch

The Labrador ate all my lunch!
I knew it, when I heard a crunch.

The Labrador ate all my lunch!
A clearly enjoyable munch
Then lay down to doze

The Labrador ate all my lunch!
A clearly enjoyable munch
Then lay down to doze
But I held my nose...

The Labrador ate all my lunch!
A clearly enjoyable munch
Then lay down to doze
With his paws on his nose

The Labrador ate all my lunch!
A clearly enjoyable munch
Then lay down to doze
But I held my nose...
His garlicky wind breath packs a punch!

There once was a fish who could talk

There once was a fish who could talk
When he daily went out for a walk

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There once was a fish who could talk
When he daily went out for a walk
He discussed politics

There once was a fish who could talk
When he daily went out for a walk
He discussed politics
And it’s useless mix

There once was a fish who could talk
When he daily went out for a walk
He discussed politics
And it’s useless mix
With his old friend the Northern Goshawk

May I share a big secret with you?

May I share a big secret with you?
I’m thinking of buying a zoo

May I share a big secret with you?
I’d feel privileged if you do!

Like your line Juliet ,let’s go with

May I share a big secret with you?
I’d feel privileged if you do!

May I share a big secret with you?
I’d feel privileged if you do!
But you can't tell a soul