Limericks 7

Jim kept a horse in his top- floor flat
If anyone asked why he did that
He would just shrug and say
It needed somewhere to hit the hay
And it's company for my cat.

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling
Which would wake the horse whilst it was dreaming

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling
Which would wake the horse whilst it was dreaming
It would neigh and snicker

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling
Which would wake the horse whilst it was dreaming
It would neigh and snicker
While knocking back the liquor

Jim's neighbours would bang on their ceiling
Which would wake the horse whilst it was dreaming
It would neigh and snicker
While knocking back the liquor
'til it slurred its neighs and fell down reeling

Next day the horse had a very sore head

Next day the horse had a very sore head
In fact it kept saying it wished it were dead

Next day the horse had a very sore head
In fact it kept saying it wished it were dead
Jim said "Oh, my gosh"

Next day the horse had a very sore head
In fact it kept saying it wished it were dead
Jim said "Oh, my gosh"
You'd better stick to squash

Next day the horse had a very sore head
In fact it kept saying it wished it were dead
Jim said "Oh, my gosh"
You'd better stick to squash
And he hid all his liquor under the bed

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running
So packing his bag

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running
So packing his bag
While smoking a fag

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running
So packing his bag
While smoking a fag
He left with a speed that was stunning!

That isn't the end of his story

But Jim's horse was wanton and cunning
And decided he'd like to go running
So packing his bag
While smoking a fag
He didn't care that we thought it was funny

Only owls like me work better at night

Sorry Jan , due to time delay , didn't see yours ...we'll go with it :

That isn't the end of the story
He hoped he'll be free from worry

That isn't the end of the story
He hoped he'll be free from worry
Then he found a blonde mare

That isn't the end of the story
He hoped he'll be free from worry
Then he found a blonde mare
They made a great pair

That isn't the end of the story
He hoped he'll be free from worry
Then he found a blonde mare
They made a great pair
And had a cute foal called Rory

Only owls like me work better at night

Only owls like me work better at night
But in my night gown I'm a terrible sight!

Only owls like me work better at night
But in my night gown I'm a terrible sight!
My face pack is on

Only owls like me work better at night
But in my night gown I'm a terrible sight!
My face pack is on
My curlers I don

Only owls like me work better at night
But in my night gown I'm a terrible sight!
My face pack is on
My curlers I don
But I give not a toss as I'm really tight

It was those six martinis that did it

It was those six martinis that did it
Today I'm definitely not 'with it'

It was those six martinis that did it
Today I'm definitely not with it
I slur like a good'un

It was those six martinis that did it
Today I'm definitely not with it
I slur like a good'un
But I had such good fun