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Limericks 7

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Juliet27 Fri 21-Jun-19 17:05:30

As wed reached the max on LIMERICKS 6 I'm starting this new one with its last entry

We're moving stuff for carpet laying
Must get it done, no more delaying
Husband's complaining
The effort’s so draining
Hope worth it for all that we're paying

Now that Limerick rhythm was great!

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crazyH Tue 30-Jul-19 01:04:34

A girl with potions was Lily the Pink
Though some of them did rather stink
She mixed and she stirred
And then in flew a bird

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Amagran Tue 30-Jul-19 07:32:27

A girl with potions was Lily the Pink
Though some of them did rather stink
She mixed and she stirred
And then in flew a bird
It took one sniff and had a rethink

How would Pink use this latest potion?

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DanniRae Tue 30-Jul-19 07:40:43

How would pink use this latest potion?
Well, to be honest, I haven't a notion

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Amagran Tue 30-Jul-19 08:21:41

How would pink use this latest potion?
Well, to be honest, I haven't a notion
A truth serum maybe?

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crazyH Tue 30-Jul-19 09:49:51

How would pink use this latest potion?
Well, to be honest, I haven't a notion
A truth serum maybe?
A lie detector, will he ?

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Amagran Tue 30-Jul-19 09:53:24

How would Pink use this latest potion?
Well, to be honest, I haven't a notion
A truth serum maybe?
A lie detector, will he ?
B*ris would have a number 2 motion! blush (sorry)

My neighbours daily get ever more weird

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 30-Jul-19 10:09:54

My neighbours daily get ever more weird
I object to the pet alligators they've reared

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henetha Tue 30-Jul-19 11:06:28

My neighbours daily get ever more weird
I object to the pet alligators they've reared
They're snappy as hell

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Bubbe Tue 30-Jul-19 12:03:18

My neighbours daily get ever more weird
I object to the pet alligators they've reared
They're snappy as hell
And I never can tell

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Jangran99 Tue 30-Jul-19 15:30:02

My neighbours daily get ever more weird
I object to the pet alligators they've reared
They're snappy as hell
And I never can tell
Why that smile on their faces appeared.

Do they think I'm their lunch perhaps

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crazyH Tue 30-Jul-19 15:38:49

Do they think I'm their lunch perhaps
Oh no, I'm running away from their gnashing traps

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DanniRae Tue 30-Jul-19 16:22:59

Do they think I'm their lunch perhaps
Oh no, I'm running away from their gnashing traps
They're snapping behind me

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Grannycool52 Tue 30-Jul-19 16:51:07

Do they think I'm their lunch perhaps

Oh no, I'm running away from their gnashing traps
They're snapping behind me
Oh please do mind me!

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callgirl1 Tue 30-Jul-19 18:02:36

Do they think I`m theirv lunch perhapsOh no, I`m running away from their gnashing traps
They`re snapping behind me
Oh please do mind me!
Whenever do they take their naps?

They`d be much better off in a zoo

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Bellanonna Tue 30-Jul-19 18:36:12

They`d be much better off in a zoo
And at times I think neighbours would, too

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Jangran99 Tue 30-Jul-19 19:21:02

They`d be much better off in a zoo
And at times I think neighbours would, too
So until they're rehomed

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crazyH Tue 30-Jul-19 19:27:31

They`d be much better off in a zoo
And at times I think neighbours would, too
So until they're rehomed
There's no way I'll roam

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Amagran Tue 30-Jul-19 23:46:51

They`d be much better off in a zoo
And at times I think neighbours would, too
So until they're rehomed
There's no way I'll roam
And I'll hope that the 'gators can't come through

The neighbours don't even mend their wall

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crazyH Tue 30-Jul-19 23:50:58

The neighbours don't even mend their wall
The alligators, up they'll crawl

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Bubbe Wed 31-Jul-19 08:53:10

The neighbours don't even mend their wall
The alligators, up they'll crawl
So quietly and slowly

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Wed 31-Jul-19 09:50:11

The neighbours don't even mend their wall
The alligators, up they'll crawl
So quietly and slowly
Will I end up as their tea?

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Grannycool52 Wed 31-Jul-19 19:15:19

The neighbours don't even mend their wall
The alligators, up they'll crawl
So quietly and slowly
Will I end up as their tea?
I think I am facing my downfall.

Jim kept a horse in his top- floor flat

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Jangran99 Wed 31-Jul-19 21:36:07

Jim kept a horse in his top- floor flat
If anyone asked why he did that

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Bellanonna Wed 31-Jul-19 23:05:00

Jim kept a horse in his top- floor flat
If anyone asked why he did that
He would just shrug and say

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WOODMOUSE49 Wed 31-Jul-19 23:20:44

Jim kept a horse in his top- floor flat
If anyone asked why he did that
He would just shrug and say
It needed somewhere to hit the hay

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