What were the happiest days of your life? Before you met the trouble and strife! A week in Corfu in sixty-six! Came back with something that needed a fix,
What were the happiest days of your life? Before you met the trouble and strife! A week in Corfu in sixty-six! Came back with something that needed a fix, But no, I didn't become a Greek wife
I met a young woman from Bray She said, "Let's go out and make hay!" Ooh! What on earth did she mean? Perhaps she's just a drama queen But a young man was happy to play!
A foreign visitor to Tunbridge Wells Was rumoured to have come out of the cells What was he in for? you cry Maybe they thought him a spy No, he`d picked wildflowers whilst walking the fells.
Then a sports car whizzed past and splashed me I shouted "You idiot B***!" It looked like Prince Philip Wearing a buttonhole tulip Did Queenie say "Get home for tea?"