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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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crazyH Sun 02-Jun-19 10:42:49

Two football teams in Madrid
I bet on Liverpool with a few quid
I hope you won a bob or two

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 11:15:02

Two football teams in Madrid
I bet on Liverpool with a few quid
I hope you won a bob or two
Nope, I’m a Spurs fan - boo!

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Jangran99 Sun 02-Jun-19 22:23:25

Two football teams in Madrid
I bet on Liverpool with a few quid
I hope you won a bob or two
Nope, I’m a Spurs fan - boo!
And I'm proud of everything they did.

But footballs not really my game

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 22:49:26

But footballs not really my game
And despite all, I feel the same

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-Jun-19 09:08:27

But football's not really my game
And despite all, I feel the same
I've really gone off sport

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Bellanonna Mon 03-Jun-19 09:14:41

But football's not really my game
And despite all, I feel the same
I've really gone off sport
Except as a last resort

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jun-19 09:34:37

But football's not really my game
And despite all, I feel the same
I've really gone off sport
Except as a last resort
Does it really warrant all that fame?

Talking of fame, seen Melania’s dress?!

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henetha Mon 03-Jun-19 12:17:28

Talking of fame, seen Melania’s dress?!
Personally I think it's a bit of a mess

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jun-19 14:55:18

Talking of fame, seen Melania’s dress?!
Personally I think it's a bit of a mess
A tribute it’s not

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crazyH Mon 03-Jun-19 15:00:47

Talking of fame, seen Melania’s dress?!
Personally I think it's a bit of a mess
A tribute it’s not
If I was a man, I'd think she's hot

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jun-19 15:36:18

Talking of fame, seen Melania’s dress?!
Personally I think it's a bit of a mess
A tribute it’s not
If I was a man, I'd think she's hot
Why she stays with him I just can’t guess!

Can someone else please think of a start

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Mon 03-Jun-19 15:53:10

Can someone else please think of a start?
Don't take the difficulty to heart

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Juliet27 Mon 03-Jun-19 16:08:56

Can someone else please think of a start?
Don't take the difficulty to heart
I’d taken over I felt

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Jangran99 Mon 03-Jun-19 23:27:21

Can someone else please think of a start?
Don't take the difficulty to heart
I’d taken over I felt
Brain started to melt

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callgirl1 Tue 04-Jun-19 00:39:04

Can someone else think of a start?
Don`t take the difficulty to heart
I`d taken over I felt
Brain started to melt
And the cells all decided to part!

I`ll just have to go to the doctor

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crazyH Tue 04-Jun-19 00:56:32

I`ll just have to go to the doctor
If my corns don't heel with a plaster

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crazyH Tue 04-Jun-19 01:02:48

Sorry , heal

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BradfordLass72 Tue 04-Jun-19 01:10:51

I`ll just have to go to the doctor
If my corns don't heal with a plaster
I am hobbling around

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Juliet27 Tue 04-Jun-19 01:27:05

I’ll just have to go to the doctor
If my corns don't heal with a plaster
I am hobbling around
Dragging feet on the ground

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Jun-19 07:17:37

I’ll just have to go to the doctor
If my corns don't heal with a plaster
I am hobbling around
Dragging feet on the ground
Because I can't go any faster

Oh no, there's the dratted alarm

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Bellanonna Tue 04-Jun-19 07:57:07

Oh no, there's the dratted alarm
It’s shattered my illusion of calm

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Jun-19 09:56:38

Oh no, there's the dratted alarm
It's shattered my illusion of calm
Must I get out of bed?

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henetha Tue 04-Jun-19 10:06:23

Oh no, there's the dratted alarm
It's shattered my illusion of calm
Must I get out of bed?
Feeeling sick and bad head

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Jangran99 Tue 04-Jun-19 10:27:54

Oh no, there's the dratted alarm
It's shattered my illusion of calm
Must I get out of bed?
Feeeling sick and bad head
What the heck,I’ll stay where I am.

This chappie once asked me to dance

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Tue 04-Jun-19 16:10:37

This chappie once asked me to dance
Over the dance floor shall we prance?

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