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Limericks 6

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 03-Mar-19 09:52:04

Shall we start a new one?

This old quizzer wants to win big

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crazyH Fri 31-May-19 20:46:03

Even I'm excited about tomorrow's match
I hope I'll be able to make a catch

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Jangran99 Fri 31-May-19 21:18:55

Even I'm excited about tomorrow's match
I hope I'll be able to make a catch
Not watching tennis at all

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Juliet27 Fri 31-May-19 22:11:39

Even I'm excited about tomorrow's match
I hope I'll be able to make a catch
Not watching tennis at all
As I'll be watching football

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callgirl1 Fri 31-May-19 23:11:15

Even I`m excited about tomorrow`smatch
I hope I`ll be able to make a catch
Not watching tennis at all
As I`ll be watching football
As exciting as watching eggs hatch

My granddaughter works at the Bingo

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Jangran99 Fri 31-May-19 23:15:30

My granddaughter works at the Bingo
She's learning its interesting lingo

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callgirl1 Fri 31-May-19 23:52:16

My granddaughter works at the Bingo
She`s learning it`s interesting lingo
Clickety click sixty six

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jun-19 06:22:28

My granddaughter works at the Bingo
She`s learning it`s interesting lingo
Clickety click sixty six
Twenty six pick & mix

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Flossieturner Sat 01-Jun-19 07:12:43

My Grandmother works at the Bingo
She’s learning its interesting lingo
Clicker click, sixty six
Twenty six pick and mix
But sadly there’s no call for Ringo

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jun-19 08:25:06

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger
Says he’s a friend - such a bragger!

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Bellanonna Sat 01-Jun-19 08:26:37

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger
Says he’s a friend - such a bragger!
Of course, quite untrue

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henetha Sat 01-Jun-19 09:52:48

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger
Says he’s a friend - such a bragger!
Of course, quite untrue
But he does know Dr.Who

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jun-19 09:58:32

There once was a fan of Mick Jagger
Says he’s a friend - such a bragger!
Of course, quite untrue
But he does know Dr.Who
And also the Horrible Hagar

My grandad told wonderful stories

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DameJudyClench Sat 01-Jun-19 11:18:29

My grandad told wonderful stories
And regaled us with tales of past glories

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crazyH Sat 01-Jun-19 11:24:36

My grandad told wonderful stories
And regaled us with tales of past glories
Some of them were quite far fetched

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DameJudyClench Sat 01-Jun-19 11:34:07

My grandad told wonderful stories
And regaled us with tales of past glories
Some of them were quite far fetched
The truth was quite stretched

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jun-19 19:01:59

My grandad told wonderful stories
And regaled us with tales of past glories
Some of them were far fetched
The truth was quite stretched
All ended with his great victories.

I wish I'd looked after my feet

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Flossieturner Sat 01-Jun-19 20:00:14

I wish I’d looked after my feet
They grow terribly big in the heat

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Jangran99 Sat 01-Jun-19 21:02:59

I wish I’d looked after my feet
They grow terribly big in the heat
Years of stiletto heels

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Juliet27 Sat 01-Jun-19 22:51:58

I wish I’d looked after my feet
They grow terribly big in the heat
Years of stiletto heels
And shoes bought in deals

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callgirl1 Sat 01-Jun-19 23:57:56

I wish I`d looked after my feet
They grow terribly big in the heat
Years of stiletto heels
And shoes bought in deals
From a man with a stall on the street

It was my birthday today

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Juliet27 Sun 02-Jun-19 07:08:13

It was my birthday today
Hope it was good in every way

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Oldandverygrey Sun 02-Jun-19 08:46:12

It was my birthday today
Hope it was good in every way
Another mile on the clock

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Bellanonna Sun 02-Jun-19 09:05:34

It was my birthday today
Hope it was good in every way
Another mile on the clock
Maybe time to take stock

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lovebeigecardigans1955 Sun 02-Jun-19 09:25:52

It was my birthday today
Hope it was good in every way
Another mile on the clock
Maybe time to take stock
Many happy returns of the day.

Two football teams in Madrid

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henetha Sun 02-Jun-19 10:36:33

Two football teams in Madrid
I bet on Liverpool with a few quid

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