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LIMERICKS 6

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Jangran99 Sat 02-Mar-19 17:12:48

Next limerick starter!

The best limericks are funny and clever

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Oldandverygrey Wed 05-Jun-19 11:07:33

Jf you don't retribution is mine
And I'm certainly not one to pine

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travelsafar Wed 05-Jun-19 11:37:10

If you don't retribution is mine
And I'm certainly not one to pine
Your life would be shattered

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Bellanonna Wed 05-Jun-19 11:42:35

If you don’t, retribution is mine
But behave yourself and you’ll be fine

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Bellanonna Wed 05-Jun-19 11:44:41

Sorry about that!

If you don’t, retribution is mine
And I’m certainly not one to pine
Your life would be shattered
You would see how it mattered

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willa45 Wed 05-Jun-19 13:08:40

If you don’t, retribution is mine
And I’m certainly not one to pine
Your life would be shattered
You would see how it mattered
And I won't even wince if you whine

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willa45 Wed 05-Jun-19 13:09:43

They soon ended up in divorce

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Bellanonna Wed 05-Jun-19 15:15:38

They soon ended up in divorce
As he’d wandered quite often, of course

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FarNorth Wed 05-Jun-19 16:17:18

They soon ended up in divorce
As he’d wandered quite often, of course
She said "I'm still young"

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Grany Wed 05-Jun-19 16:27:30

They soon ended up in divorce
As he’d wandered quite often, of course
She said "I'm still young"
I still want some fun

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Jangran99 Wed 05-Jun-19 17:10:07

They soon ended up in divorce
As he’d wandered quite often, of course
She said "I'm still young"
I still want some fun
And I've reasoned with you 'til I'm hoarse.

So off she went on her travels

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willa45 Wed 05-Jun-19 17:41:19

So off she went on her travels
and met a nice man from St. Gavel's

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Jangran99 Wed 05-Jun-19 17:44:28

So off she went on her travels
and met a nice man from St. Gavel's
But, once bitten twice shy

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crazyH Wed 05-Jun-19 17:46:32

So off she went on her travels
and met a nice man from St. Gavel's
But, once bitten twice shy
So she lets time fly by

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callgirl1 Wed 05-Jun-19 22:56:29

So off she went on her travels
And met a nice man from St. Gavel`s
But, once bitten twice shy
So she lets time fly by
Till it`s too late and her life unravels.

But she doesn`t let things get her down

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FarNorth Wed 05-Jun-19 23:00:14

But she doesn`t let things get her down
Gets togged up and goes into town

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callgirl1 Thu 06-Jun-19 00:07:58

But she doesn`t let things get her down
Gets togged up and goes into town,
She meets a nice fella

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crazyH Thu 06-Jun-19 00:12:49

But she doesn`t let things get her down
Gets togged up and goes into town,
She meets a nice fella
Who tells her he loves her

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Juliet27 Thu 06-Jun-19 00:41:22

But she doesn`t let things get her down
Gets togged up and goes into town,
She meets a nice fella
Who tells her he loves her
But he turned out to be a bit of a clown.

She next gave dating online a try

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willa45 Thu 06-Jun-19 03:12:23

She next gave dating online a try
And persisted 'till she was ready to cry

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Bellanonna Thu 06-Jun-19 08:45:00

She next gave dating online a try
And persisted 'till she was ready to cry
But then out of the blue

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BradfordLass72 Thu 06-Jun-19 09:24:16

She next gave dating online a try
And persisted 'till she was ready to cry
But then out of the blue
Came the Prince - with glass shoe

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henetha Thu 06-Jun-19 10:07:21

She next gave dating online a try
And persisted 'till she was ready to cry
But then out of the blue
Came the Prince - with glass shoe
And just enough cash to get by.

So they got wed and she sat on her throne

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willa45 Thu 06-Jun-19 13:26:22

So they got wed and she sat on her throne
While he spent the day high flying a drone

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FarNorth Thu 06-Jun-19 21:37:19

So they got wed and she sat on her throne
While he spent the day high flying a drone
Then off in their yacht

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willa45 Thu 06-Jun-19 22:44:02

So they got wed and she sat on her throne
While he spent the day high flying a drone
Then off in their yacht
They frolicked a lot

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