LIMERICKS 6

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Are slopes getting deeper
And are hills getting steeper
I huff and I puff
I manage the rough

Am I getting weaker or are hills getting steeper
since I huff and I puff and I manage the rough
but one fall it takes and I will need that beeper

Yes JudiC ?

Itchy limerick fingers crazyH

Clashed with Judyclench.....same time

Am I getting weaker or are hills getting steeper
I huff and I puff, I manage the rough

Am I getting weaker or are hills getting steeper?
and all the police seem so young

Brilliant crazyH and Juliet27

My dodgy knees making me twitch
And I fear it may need a stitch
Its making me wobble
I can't walk on the cobble
I can see me ending up in a ditch.

Am I getting weaker or are hills getting steeper?

Sorry, start again - ignore earlier one

My dodgy knees making me twitch
And I fear it may need a stitch
Its making me wobble
I can't walk on the cobble

My dodgy knees making me twitch
and I fear it may need a stitch
It's affected my toes
And even my nose

My dodgy knee's making me twitch
and I fear that it may need a stitch
It's making me wobble

My dodgy knee's making me twitch
and I fear that it may need a stitch

My dodgy knee's making me twitch

DameJudyClench - great ending!
Can you give us a first line for a new limerick?

Sorry. Posted too soon...

10,000 steps in one go was a bit much
Quite nutty, like Screaming Lord Sutch
I need a quick snooze
And maybe some booze!!
This tea isn't helping me much

This tea isn't helping me much

10,000 steps in one go was a bit much
Quite nutty, like Screaming Lord Sutch
I need a quick snooze
And maybe some booze!!

10,000 steps in one go was a bit much
Quite nutty, like Screaming Lord Sutch
I need a quick snooze

10,000 steps in one go was a bit much
Quite nutty, like Screaming Lord Sutch

There's a very hot summer ahead
Or so the forecaster said
Iced tea and ice cream
Warming sunshine, that's my dream
But 100 degrees is what I dread.

10,000 steps in one go was a bit much

There's a very hot summer ahead
Or so the forecaster said
Iced tea and ice cream
Warming sunshine, that's my dream

There’s a very hot summer ahead
Or so the forecaster said
Iced tea and ice cream

There’s a very hot summer ahead
Or so the forecaster said,

I'm home from hols and all in a muddle
Clothes that need washing are all in a huddle
Washing machine's on the blink
Things couldn't be worse, I think
And I’m badly in need of a cuddle

There’s a very hot summer ahead