LIMERICKS 6

My head is filled with birdsong
In the day and all night long
It is the sound of spring

My head is filled with birdsong
In the day and all night long
It is the sound of spring
Tweet romance be-wing

My head is filled with birdsong
In the day and all night long
It is the sound of spring
Tweet romance be-wing
And n’er a note sung wrong!

A protester, while glued to a train,

A protester, while glued to a train,
Was hoping attention to gain

A protester, while glued to a train,
Was hoping attention to gain
He called "Now look here!"

A protester, while glued to a train,
Was hoping attention to gain
He called "Now look here!
“Though disruption’s severe,

A protester, while glued to a train,
Was hoping attention to gain
He called "Now look here!
“Though disruption’s severe,
Saving the world is our aim"

I've got too many eggs this Easter

I've got too many eggs this Easter
Just a few to be shared with a sister

I've got too many eggs this Easter
Just a few to be shared with a sister,
So I'll eat just a few

I've got too many eggs this Easter
Just a few to be shared with a sister,
So I'll eat just a few
When having my brew

I've got too many eggs this Easter
Just a few to be shared with a sister,
So I'll eat just a few
When having my brew
And hope my tongue doesn’t blister

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters
In our youth they called us the hipsters

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters
In our youth they called us the hipsters
Cause that’s where we’re joined

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters
In our youth they called us the hipsters
Cause that’s where we’re joined
(That’s a phrase that’s been coined)

I’m glad I have brothers and sisters
In our youth they called us the hipsters
Cause that’s where we’re joined
(That’s a phrase that’s been coined)
At least no-one said we were twisters.

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper
For my mad as a hatter grandpa

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper
For my mad as a hatter grandpa
In white or pink?

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper
For my mad as a hatter grandpa
In white or pink?
Or a gender neutral shade, do you think?

I once thought I'd knit a big jumper
For my mad as a hatter grandpa
In white or pink?
Or a gender neutral shade, do you think?
Or soft grey, like a bunny called Thumper

My Auntie Maud is quite weird

My Auntie Maud is quite weird
Her tufty toes are usually sheered

My Auntie Maud is quite weird
Her tufty toes are usually sheered
Hair hair coloured pink

My Auntie Maud is quite weird
Her tufty toes are usually sheered
Hair hair coloured pink
OMG, a retired punk

My Auntie Maud is quite weird
Her tufty toes are usually sheered
Hair hair coloured pink
OMG, a retired punk
Indeed much worse than I had feared!

With easter eggs now eaten or melting

With easter eggs now eaten or melting
The diet has taken a belting

With easter eggs now eaten or melting
The diet has taken a belting
Low calorie coke