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FarNorth Sat 29-Sept-18 09:05:11

There was an old codger with piles
Who found a cure in some very old files
A large bar of soap

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henetha Sun 21-Oct-18 11:04:56

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing
Will I deflate like an old balloon

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Flossieturner Sun 21-Oct-18 08:02:24

I wonder what today wil bring
As I leap from my bed full of whizz and zing

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travelsafar Sun 21-Oct-18 07:30:15

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul
When sieved into a bowl
To the harvest festival I shall take

I wonder what today will bring

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Elrel Sat 20-Oct-18 23:00:38

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul
When sieved into a bowl

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henetha Sat 20-Oct-18 19:46:46

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake,
Which feeds body and soul

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travelsafar Sat 20-Oct-18 17:26:25

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make
Ground into flour so we can make cake

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Panache Sat 20-Oct-18 09:17:55

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold
As the days they grow cold
Indoors by the fireside we find relief.

Sheafs of golden corn the harvest doth make

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travelsafar Sat 20-Oct-18 08:32:19

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold
As the days they grow cold

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henetha Fri 19-Oct-18 19:54:23

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief
What a sight to behold

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Panache Fri 19-Oct-18 16:45:31

There once was a gold Autumn leaf
Its sheer tints were just beyond belief

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Elrel Fri 19-Oct-18 14:45:50

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea.
Look out for animals is my plea
Keep safe all with whiskers and tail!

There once was a gold Autumn leaf

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travelsafar Fri 19-Oct-18 13:25:22

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea.
Look out for animals is my plea

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Panache Fri 19-Oct-18 12:44:41

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail
Just not at all my cup of tea

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henetha Fri 19-Oct-18 10:12:31

Fire works are on now on sale
But bangers always make me wail

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travelsafar Thu 18-Oct-18 18:59:20

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope
But then started to mope
Eventually becoming hoarder!!

Fire works are on now on sale

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henetha Wed 17-Oct-18 20:59:14

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope
But then started to mope

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travelsafar Wed 17-Oct-18 18:56:38

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders
He was blessed by the Pope

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FarNorth Wed 17-Oct-18 18:11:10

When this young man from the Borders
Decided to take holy orders

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Panache Wed 17-Oct-18 18:04:48

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free
She cried out in glee
No longer do I have to reinforce it!

When this young man from the Borders

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Bellanonna Wed 17-Oct-18 17:42:09

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free
She cried out in glee

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FarNorth Wed 17-Oct-18 17:33:57

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset
When at last she got free

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Oct-18 17:21:33

There was a young lady from Dorset
Who got stuck wriggling into her corset

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henetha Wed 17-Oct-18 10:57:59

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until
Her tum had no room to fill
And she'd eaten everything she'd bought.

There was a young lady from Dorset

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Panache Wed 17-Oct-18 09:51:28

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until
Her tum had no room to fill

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Jangran99 Wed 17-Oct-18 00:02:29

There was a fat lady who thought
Being skinny would make her distraught,
So she gorged on sweets until

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