LIMERICKS 5

A limerick should always make us smile
Perhaps giggle or smirk for a while
But never vulgar, of course!
We're a tour de force

A limerick should always make us smile
Perhaps giggle or smirk for a while
But never vulgar, of course!
We're a tour de force
Who prefer a more subtle style.

There was an old person from Brum

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
But not content with that

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
We all asked to see it

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There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
But not content with that

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There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
But not content with that
She had three on her roll of fat

There was an old person from Brum
Who got a tattoo on her tum
But not content with that
She had three on her roll of fat
And a very large one on her bum

There was a young lady from Wales

There was a young lady from Wales
Who told such a lot of tall tales

There was a young lady from Wales
Who told such a lot of tall tales
Known from Cardiff to Bangor

There was a young lady from Wales
Who told such a lot of tall tales
Known from Cardiff to Bangor
She stirred joy or anger

There was a young lady from Wales
Who told such a lot of tall tales
Known from Cardiff to Bangor
She stirred joy or anger,
And she tries the Eisteddfod and fails.

A canny old Scot named McMurdo

A canny old Scot named McMurdo
Fell in love with the bonny Ms Bardot

A canny old Scot named McMurdo
Fell in love with the bonny Ms Bardot
But we knew, as she’s foreign,

A canny old Scot named McMurdo
Fell in love with the bonny Ms Bardot
But we knew, as she’s foreign,
She’d dislike his sporran

Bella

A canny old Scot named McMurdo
Fell in love with the bonny Ms Bardot
But we knew, as she’s foreign,
She’d dislike his sporran
And his habit of slurping lemon curdo!

But that sporran contained a great treasure

But that sporran contained a great treasure
And it wasn't a sprig of mauve heather!!

But that sporran contained a great treasure
And it wasn't a sprig of mauve heather!!
But to get to the prize

But that sporran contained a great treasure
And it wasn't a sprig of mauve heather!!
But to get to the prize
She tickled his thighs

But that sporran contained a great treasure
And it wasn't a sprig of mauve heather!!
But to get to the prize
She tickled his thighs
With a wonderfully fluffy white feather.

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Wearing a white feather in her hair

Wearing a white feather in her hair
And lots of thermal underwear