LIMERICKS 4

Far better to lie there in this sunshine
In park or in garden with wine
Everythings great in no time

Far better to lie there in this sunshine
In park or in garden with wine
Everythings great in no time
Life in a deck chair is sublime

Far better to lie there in this sunshine
In park or in garden with wine
Everythings great in no time
Life in a deck chair is sublime
Birds and flowers around us, so fine!

There once was a young politician

There once was a young politician
Whole sole purpose in life was ambition

Sorry. Whose not Whole

There once was a young politician
Whose sole purpose in life was ambition

There once was a young politician
Whose sole purpose in life was ambition
They rose to a cabinet post

There once was a young politician
Whose sole purpose in life was ambition
They rose to a cabinet post
Achievements they could boast

There once was a young politician
Whose sole purpose in life was ambition
They rose to a cabinet post
Achievements they could boast
But finally they were beaten into submission

The dandelions are beginning to take over

The dandelions are beginning to take over
I had problems last year with the clover

The dandelions are beginning to take over
Truly swamping all signs of the lush clover

The dandelions are beginning to take over
Truly swamping all signs of the lush clover
Next thing will be dock leaves

The dandelions are beginning to take over
Truly swamping all signs of the lush clover
Next thing will be dock leaves
Give me some for the stings on my knees!!!

The dandelions are beginning to take over
Truly swamping all signs of the lush clover
Next thing will be dock leaves
Give me some for the stings on my knees!!!
Gardening and mowing? I may not even bother

The conservatory is now a paradise with plants

The conservatory is now a paradise with plants,
I hope this year there's no invasion of ants

The conservatory is now a paradise with plants,
I hope this year there's no invasion of ants
To play havoc with my "greens"

The conservatory is now a paradise with plants,
I hope this year there's no invasion of ants
To play havoc with my "greens"
Whose beauty make a pretty scene

The conservatory is now a paradise with plants,
I hope this year there's no invasion of ants
To play havoc with my "greens"
Whose beauty make a pretty scene
Which every day makes my heart dance.

It's the Eurovision song contest this week

It's the Eurovision song contest this week
Not my "cuppa tea" if I may honestly speak

It's the Eurovision song contest this week
Not my "cuppa tea" if I may honestly speak
The result of the voting

It's the Eurovision song contest this week
Not my "cuppa tea" if I may honestly speak
The result of the voting
May lead to some gloating

It's the Eurovision song contest this week
Not my "cuppa tea" if I may honestly speak
The result of the voting
May lead to some gloating
The winner may give us a squeak!!!!

Oh no its raining again

Oh no its raining again
In Wales sun shines,no rain

Oh no its raining again
In Wales sun shines,no rain.
It's heaven here in Devon

Oh no its raining again
In Wales sun shines,no rain.
It's heaven here in Devon
Ensuring lots of happy fun

Oh no its raining again
In Wales sun shines,no rain.
It's heaven here in Devon
Ensuring lots of happy fun
And you can easily travel by train

How lovely to wear summer clothes!