As it's National Limerick Day, may I be bold and suggest that we (including myself) are not getting the rhythym right. Limericks do have a specified definite rhythym.
Maybe it doesn't matter that much as it's just for fun here.
Nevertheless, here is a well known Limerick from years ago. I can't remember who wrote it.
I apologise if you think I'm getting a bit above myself.
There was a young man from Darjeeling
Who boarded a bus bound for Ealing.
It said on the door
"Do not spit on the floor"
So he lay down and spat on the ceiling.