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Jangran99 Mon 30-Apr-18 18:46:12

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We seem to enjoy writing rhyme

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Panache Sun 15-Jul-18 08:06:35

There was a young man in a waistcoat,
Who earned money by punting a boat
He was very apt at this work

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travelsafar Sun 15-Jul-18 07:04:54

There was a young man in a waistcoat,
Who earned money by punting a boat

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Elrel Sun 15-Jul-18 00:49:08

At young farmers he moaned to his mates
The darned plough did not impress his dates
They wanted romance
Much more than a dalliance
So he built a few kissing gates

There was a young man in a waistcoat,

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travelsafar Sat 14-Jul-18 22:50:58

At young farmers he moaned to his mates
The darned plough did not impress his dates
They wanted romance
Much more than a dalliance

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Jul-18 20:22:33

At young farmers he moaned to his mates
The darned plough did not impress his dates
They wanted romance

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Panache Sat 14-Jul-18 11:39:50

At young farmers he moaned to his mates
The darned plough did not impress his dates

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Jul-18 11:30:25

A young chap called Charlie from Slough
A dab hand at his home with the plough
Thought he'd try pastures new
However sadly, he had`nt a clue
So he'd better stay home just for now

At young farmers he moaned to his mates

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Panache Sat 14-Jul-18 11:12:55

A young chap called Charlie from Slough
A dab hand at his home with the plough
Thought he'd try pastures new
However sadly, he had`nt a clue

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Jangran99 Sat 14-Jul-18 11:01:17

A young chap called Charlie from Slough
A dab hand at his home with the plough
Thought he'd try pastures new

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Panache Sat 14-Jul-18 10:34:30

A young chap called Charlie from Slough
A dab hand at his home with the plough

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henetha Sat 14-Jul-18 09:30:47

I know of a good place to go
Where they put on one hell of a show!!!
So if it's fun that you crave
I have heard of this big rave
It's called Buckingham Palace you know.

A young chap called Charlie from Slough

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Panache Sat 14-Jul-18 07:55:54

I know of a good place to go
Where they put on one hell of a show!!!
So if it's fun that you crave
I have heard of this big rave

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Jul-18 22:30:54

I know of a good place to go
Where they put on one hell of a show!!!
So if it's fun that you crave

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travelsafar Fri 13-Jul-18 19:18:20

I know of a good place to go
Where they put on one hell of a show!!!

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Jul-18 18:44:04

There once was a sweet little cat
With my corgi dog it would spat
But the cat was no slouch
It soon vacated the couch
And took up its place on the mat

I know of a good place to go

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Panache Fri 13-Jul-18 18:18:58

There once was a sweet little cat
With my corgi dog it would spat
But the cat was no slouch
It soon vacated the couch

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Jul-18 17:54:15

There once was a sweet little cat
With my corgi dog it would spat
But the cat was no slouch

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Panache Fri 13-Jul-18 17:38:20

There once was a sweet little cat
With my corgi dog it would spat

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Jul-18 17:32:30

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder
It could stop golf out on the links
Much more heat and my heart sinks
Praying hopes of rain are not torn asunder

There once was a sweet little cat

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Panache Fri 13-Jul-18 16:55:53

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder
It could stop golf out on the links
Much more heat and my heart sinks

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Bellanonna Fri 13-Jul-18 16:51:34

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder
It could stop golf out on the links

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Bellanonna Fri 13-Jul-18 16:50:33

Today they are saying we might have thunder
It’s feeling so close, is it any wonder?

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Elrel Fri 13-Jul-18 16:31:55

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder
It could stop golf out on the links

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Jangran99 Fri 13-Jul-18 15:02:24

Today they are saying we might have thunder
I really hope it’s not a blunder

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Panache Fri 13-Jul-18 11:41:11

How will Teresa react is another thing
For sure Brexit ain't making her sing!!!
In a few words,it seems a mess
The outcome will be anyone's guess
Satisfaction all round I doubt it will bring.

This balloon in Trump`s image says it all

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