Limericks - 3

It's one big mix up in the shop
I asked for a juicy lamb chop
But I got a potato
And a rotten tomato, ( American pronunciation!)

It's one big mix up in the shop
I asked for a juicy lamb chop
But I got a potato

It's one big mix up in the shop
I asked for a juicy lamb chop

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom
Things are looking all fuzzy
Blurry and muzzy
Looks like Christmas is coming in June!

It's one big mix up in the shop

New first line please Barberdice ☺️

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom
Things are looking all fuzzy
Blurry and muzzy
Looks like Christmas is coming too soon!

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom
Things are looking all fuzzy
Blurry and muzzy

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom
Things are looking all fuzzy

I must get my eyes tested soon
I can't see who you are in the gloom

I've got some new words for a song
And I'm hoping that you'll sing along
Its happy and catchy
A little bit scratchy
I think I'll call it Bang a Gong

I must get my eyes tested soon

I've got some new words for a song
And I'm hoping that you'll sing along
Its happy and catchy
A little bit scratchy

Ive got some new words for a song
And I'm hoping that you'll sing along
You must keep in tune

I've got some new words for a song
And I’m hoping that you’ll sing along
Its happy and catchy

I've got some new words for a song
And I’m hoping that you’ll sing along

A young lady went into a trance
She hypnotised by a dance
With everyone swaying
And trying to stay in
They ended up flying to France

I've got some new words for a song

A young lady went into a trance
She hypnotised by a dance
With everyone swaying
And trying to stay in

A young lady went into a trance
She hypnotised by a dance
With everyone swaying

A young lady went into a trance
She hypnotised by a dance

There was an old lady from Gwent
Who was struggling to pay her rent
So she offered her 'wares'
Cast aside all her cares
Then rushed to the church to repent.

A young lady went into a trance

There was an old lady from Gwent
Who was struggling to pay her rent
So she offered her 'wares'
Cast aside all her cares

There was an old lady from Gwent
Who was struggling to pay her rent
So, she offered her 'wares'

There was an old lady from Gwent
Who was struggling to pay her rent

Is it too cold for summer plants?
For gardens with a bright expanse
Is it farewell to frost?
I don't want them lost
But will put them out to take their chance!

There was an old lady from Gwent

Is it too cold for summer plants?
For gardens with a bright expanse
Is it farewell to frost?
I don't want them lost,

Is it too cold for summer plants?
For gardens with a bright expanse
Is it farewell to frost?