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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Marydoll Tue 07-Nov-17 07:55:09

A young girl who loved eating pasta
Swore blind that it made her run fasta
On legs like spaghetti
Smelling whiffy and sweaty

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Bellanonna Tue 07-Nov-17 09:26:14

A young girl who loved eating pasta
Swore blind that it made her run fasta
On legs like spaghetti
Smelling whiffy and sweaty
She eventually had to cry “Basta” !

(Basta = enough, in Italian)

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CherryHatrick Tue 07-Nov-17 14:23:45

Bellanonna, she parla 'taliano

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Bathsheba Tue 07-Nov-17 14:38:07

Bellanonna, she parla 'taliano
And her voice is a perfect soprano

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Nov-17 14:47:30

Bellanonna, she parla 'taliano,
She's also a coloratura soprano

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Nov-17 14:52:22

Sorry Bathshebablush

Bellanonna ,she parla 'taliano
And her voice is a perfect soprano,
When she hits those top notes

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Marydoll Tue 07-Nov-17 15:21:03

Bellanonna ,she parla 'taliano
And her voice is a perfect soprano,
When she hits those top notes
She certainly gets votes

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Nov-17 15:30:14

Bellanonna ,she parla 'taliano
And her voice is a perfect soprano
When she hits those top notes
She certainly gets votes,
And an offer to sing with Luciano

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Nov-17 15:32:48

I think I have run out of rhyme

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Chewbacca Tue 07-Nov-17 15:43:15

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine

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trisher Tue 07-Nov-17 15:57:57

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus

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Chewbacca Tue 07-Nov-17 16:18:04

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus
Asked my sister, Dolores

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Scribbles Tue 07-Nov-17 19:48:10

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus
Asked my sister, Dolores
But still can't write a last line.

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Scribbles Tue 07-Nov-17 19:50:02

A mountain leopard called Dave

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trisher Tue 07-Nov-17 19:50:33

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus
Asked my sister, Dolores
And settled for a half one this time

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CherryHatrick Tue 07-Nov-17 19:51:31

I think I have run out of rhyme
And the problem, as always, is mine
I've searched my thesaurus
Asked my sister, Dolores
Who said "Try the word, pantomime"

There was a young lad called Aladin

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trisher Tue 07-Nov-17 19:52:12

Sorry missed that but

A mountain leopard called Dave
Once went to an all-night rave

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CherryHatrick Tue 07-Nov-17 19:52:29

Oops!

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CherryHatrick Tue 07-Nov-17 19:54:01

A mountain leopard called Dave
Once went to an all-night rave
He pogo-ed all night

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trisher Tue 07-Nov-17 20:01:50

A mountain leopard called Dave
Once went to an all-night rave
He pogo-ed all night
Gave the neighbours a fright

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JoyBloggs Tue 07-Nov-17 20:15:20

A mountain leopard called Dave
Once went to an all-night rave
He pogo-ed all night
Gave the neighbours a fright
Then scurried off back to his cave

There was an old bloke with green hair

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CherryHatrick Tue 07-Nov-17 20:45:55

There was an old bloke with green hair
Who said "It's not tinted, I swear!"

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Jangran99 Tue 07-Nov-17 20:53:30

There was an old bloke with green hair,
Who said ,"It's not tinted I swear!
I just went for a trim,

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JoyBloggs Tue 07-Nov-17 21:18:09

There was an old bloke with green hair,
Who said ,"It's not tinted I swear!
I just went for a trim,
But then on a whim

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Chewbacca Tue 07-Nov-17 21:41:52

There was an old bloke with green hair,
Who said ,"It's not tinted I swear!
I just went for a trim,
But then on a whim
Brushed it out with green apples and pear

I once had a rabbit called Nobby

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