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CherryHatrick Fri 27-Oct-17 17:56:23

Copy and paste the previous line/s to your post before adding your own.

There once was a Gran with lumbago

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Marydoll Sat 04-Nov-17 22:34:12

A timid young lady went walking

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merlotgran Sat 04-Nov-17 22:38:18

A timid young lady went walking
With a parrot that wouldn't stop talking

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Marydoll Sat 04-Nov-17 22:51:44

A timid young lady went walking
With a parrot that wouldn't stop talking
It screeched and it squawked

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merlotgran Sat 04-Nov-17 22:59:56

A timid young lady went walking
With a parrot that wouldn't stop talking
It screeched and it squawked
'We're both being stalked'

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CherryHatrick Sun 05-Nov-17 08:30:52

A timid young lady went walking
With a parrot that wouldn't stop talking
It screeched and it squawked
'We're both being stalked'
By a look-a-like of Stephen Hawking

It's Sunday, I'll watch Andrew Marr

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Bellanonna Sun 05-Nov-17 08:45:59

It’s Sunday, I’ll watch Andrew Marr
I like him, he’s now quite a star

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FarNorth Sun 05-Nov-17 12:44:26

It’s Sunday, I’ll watch Andrew Marr
I like him, he’s now quite a star
With questions so piercing

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Marydoll Sun 05-Nov-17 14:39:35

It’s Sunday, I’ll watch Andrew Marr
I like him, he’s now quite a star
With questions so piercing
And a style so fearsome

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CherryHatrick Mon 06-Nov-17 12:53:07

It’s Sunday, I’ll watch Andrew Marr
I like him, he’s now quite a star
With questions so piercing
And a style so fearsome
As a journalist, he could go far

So who has been watching Blue Planet?

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Nov-17 17:39:39

So who has been watching Blue Planet?
I'm a fan of the man who began it

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Bellanonna Mon 06-Nov-17 17:52:51

So who has been watching Blue Planet?
I’m a fan of the man who began it
David’s always worth seeing

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Scribbles Mon 06-Nov-17 18:04:36

So who has been watching Blue Planet?
I'm a fan of the man who began it
David's always worth seeing,
A legendary being

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Nov-17 18:13:06

So who has been watching Blue Planet?
I'm a fan of the man who began it,
David's always worth seeing
A legendary being,
What joy if only he ran it!

I wish it was time for my dinner,

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trisher Mon 06-Nov-17 21:14:05

I wish it was time for my dinner,
I feel that I'm getting much thinner

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Jangran99 Mon 06-Nov-17 21:22:34

I wish it was time for my dinner,
I feel that I'm getting much thinner,
I could eat a dead horse

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JoyBloggs Mon 06-Nov-17 22:14:44

I wish it was time for my dinner,
I feel that I'm getting much thinner,
I could eat a dead horse
With no hint of remorse

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merlotgran Mon 06-Nov-17 22:20:41

I wish it was time for my dinner,
I feel that I'm getting much thinner,
I could eat a dead horse
With no hint of remorse
And then people would call me a sinner.

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merlotgran Mon 06-Nov-17 22:21:31

A man who liked gazing at stars

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Chewbacca Mon 06-Nov-17 22:28:36

A man who liked gazing at stars
Caught a bus that was going to Mars

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Marydoll Mon 06-Nov-17 22:34:52

A man who liked gazing at stars
Caught a bus that was going to Mars
He donned his space suit

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merlotgran Mon 06-Nov-17 22:39:38

A man who liked gazing at stars
Caught a bus that was going to Mars
He donned his space suit
Stuffed his pockets with fruit

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Bathsheba Mon 06-Nov-17 22:42:46

A man who liked gazing at stars
Caught a bus that was going to Mars
He donned his space suit
Stuffed his pockets with fruit
And a handful of galaxy bars

A young girl who loved eating pasta

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merlotgran Mon 06-Nov-17 22:45:42

A young girl who loved eating pasta
Swore blind that it made her run fasta

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Chewbacca Mon 06-Nov-17 22:47:06

A young girl who loved eating pasta
Bought a spoon that would help her eat faster

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downtoearth Tue 07-Nov-17 07:35:57

merlotgran

A young girl who loved eating pasta
Swore blind that it made her run fasta
On legs like spaghetti

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