I haven’t cooked a proper meal since the heat waves began. I don’t want to use the cooker or eat anything cooked. I shan’t get scurvy because I eat salad and fruit every day but I end up with strange meals. Tonight’s dinner will be potato waffles, toasted and cold baked beans.
All I really want is ice cream.
The media are already after Andy!
Police launch an investigation into Ann Widdecombe death
