Crikey. I am standing, bent over laughing at this j08. No, I don't understand 'playgrounds' either. Tell you what, I'll do this walk tomorrow and tell you if it felt patronising. It does seem to me though Age UK are trying. Personally, I can't believe I am going to an Age UK organised walk - if there are a proliferation of zimmer frames, bobble hats, overt cheeriness, I'll let you know. You will think it's a great idea. Otherwise, I want an address and I'm getting you on the next one 