Some people, when going under, or emerging from anaesthetic, can use rather...er...ripe language and while I don't imagine that you are of that ilk, dear Doodle one never knows what naughiness drugs can cause.
So perhaps your DiL should be warned to clap a swift hand over your mouth in case anything other than 'Where am I?' emerges?
Tawhirimatea is still being a drip in the mornings but Tama-nui-te-ra
fought through long enough to dry all the hand towels. 
I like Maori mythology as unlike the Greek versions, women are never blamed for misfortune but are strong and often dangerous. Ka pai
Mepa is back! As usual, full of cold and wearing her mask beneath her chin like a false beard. I wore mine too but I very much fear the bugs have got me.
They say you learn something every day. It’s true.
Today I learned that if one urgently need to do a wee-wee, it is unwise to delay - then have a coughing fit.
Burnham: Is the Media Tempting Fate by Jumping the Gun?
Govt announces Ukrainian style scheme to bring thousands more migrants to UK




