I have some scones in the freezer, I have jam and have got some cream, sadly double, not clotted. DH and I will have a cream tea together and hopefully see DC and DGC on Skype. I have sent e cards to the mothers of the grandchildren.
What's next for Meghan and Harry?
You and Yours to be cut from BBC radio 4 schedule
( pass the parcel ) complete with rubber gloves.