Celebrity self isolators

No Americans, this is a UK initiative. We will be entertained by the Rolling Stones of course. Then Shakin' Stevens fans will be happy that he'll be joining us.

If Americans were included I'd be dragging Richard Gere in the door but sadly no.

I have self isolated for 2 weeks now and I wouldn't mind Billy Connelly and Bob Mortimar to join me to keep my spirits up.

Paul Holywood and Prue Leith to cook my dinner.

Andrew Neil and Micheal Portillo to talk politics with.

And anybody who enjoys sitting down sharing a glass or two, can play scrabble, dominoes, crib and likes a good old chin wag.

What about KenBarlow out of Corrie still a good looking man we could have judge Judy to keep us all in line she’s 70 something

I'm joining you POGS
I love a game of crib but sadly not many play these days.
The glass or two won't go amiss either!

Paul Hollywoods about early 50s I think pogs I don’t think you d have pleased him too much thinking he’s ove4 70 ???

Michael Portillo is too young, you'll have to have Paxman instead. Paul Hollywood too young, what about Rick Stein?

I say, we have a fantastic line-up of over 70s on the stage, Rolling Stones, Tom Jones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Peter Gabriel, Paul McCartney. No shortage of music.

cavewoman.

Sadly the old pub games like crib and dominoes have indeed become old fashioned.

I think games like pool became more popular but now I just feel youngsters don't really bother with social games as we once did. Social media pah.

Perhaps that's a Working Men's Club/Pub mind set I hold and I am an Old Fuddy Duddy. ?

Blue Belle

I only want him to cook me dinner and flash his blue eyes occasionally. ?

Chestnut

Paxman, dear lord know I would stop self isolating if I was stuck in a house with him. ?

The great Eric Clapton, I'd be happy for weeks,but I'm only 68 would I be allowed in?

Eric Clapton is mine .

You have to share NotAGran?

Lol YiaYia4 you beat me by 9 seconds Happy to take alternate days as long as it’s just us 2 .

Janet Street-Porter will be joining us. She'll have plenty to say no doubt.

NotAGran55 will have Clapton all to herself. Government policy is over 70 only so Yiayia4 cannot have entry, sorry.
Just a minute, how old are you NotAGran55? Your name is very suspicious.

Chestnut I’m 64 but would happily hole up with him

Billy Connolly for everything

John Humphrys please, I miss him

I bet Eric likes younger girls?

I'm afraid I won't be self isolating if Billy Connolly is there, I would go crazy.

I'll bring in Malcolm McDowell as he's fascinating (Clockwork Orange).

Is like Sean Bean.could be be near enough 70/

Sorry Coolgran. Sean Bean is early 60s, he won't be joining you.

Sir David Attenborough will be there, hope he hasn't got a load of animals with him.