....a Clairvoyant with a booth on a seaside prom somewhere.
The two occupations that spring to mind where you can conistently get things wrong but likely still make a consistent living.
The weather websites have, for the last several days, had little rain icons sprinkled across their illustrations, promising rain.
Fibbers! Ditto fortune tellers.
Ha! Ha! Haaaaaaaaa! An OBE in exchange for the State Pension?
I Shall Be a Weather Forecaster In My Next Life Or...
"Old fashioned" expressions that young people have never heard.
