My old mum when we were walking by a marina once said she would not like to go to sea on a cataract, of course we were looking at a catamaran. Not misspelt but a malapropism. But we did laugh.
I'm killing myself laughing at all your hilarious replies!
When I was 15, we had the road marking operatives outside our school redoing the "School" lines on the roads. Some idiot had spelt it ''skuul''! I've seen 'Skool'' a couple of times over the years too! They'd obviously never been to one!
Some years ago there was a vet saying they can ''opewrate'' on your pet's eyes for ''cateracks''! How in hell did the vets pass their GCSE English?!
My local Nextdoor at times has unintelligible pieces. One I understand is a couple room. Yesterday there was one word, accommodation. Was the author wanting or offering it?
I've mentioned this before on here, but I once saw a post on a local residents' group from a woman who was asking if anyone was selling a 'long more'. Took a second before I worked it out...