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A Light Hearted Look at Nicknames

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Magenta8 Sat 30-May-26 10:09:16

Of course we all adopt pseudonyms on GN.

Nicknames among the rich and famous seem quite popular. I found that Major Edward Dudley Metcalfe, close friend of the late Duke of Windsor was known as 'Fruity.' (I wonder why) Sir Frederick Arthur Montague Browning's nickname was 'Boy'. His wife, Daphne du Maurier called him 'Moper'.

Nancy Mitford called her sisters Unity, Jessica and Deborah; 'Nit', 'Sick' and 'Bore' among other things, in a family awash with nicknames.

I have found that pets and objects seem to attract nicknames, as well as people. For instance, I had a cat called George who was always known as 'Spud.' My kitchen tongs are know as 'the grabbers.'

What nicknames do you know of? Do you have any family nicknames you don't mind sharing?

valdali Mon 01-Jun-26 17:59:12

We don't do nicknames so much.

When I was young I remember a Posher, Moaner (though it may have been her name), Nobby, Wetleg, Chalky & Dangleweed.

Gwyllt Mon 01-Jun-26 17:48:41

As a kid I was always called Tilly as I was always on my toes. Short for Tilly Losch who was a dancer
I think a lot of nick names are cruel one could say bullying

missdeke Mon 01-Jun-26 14:50:11

I'm bus nanny to one of my grandsons as I was the only person who took him on a bus. I have a large black hairy cat known as Lump, and the tv remote has always been the doofy.

Bazza Mon 01-Jun-26 14:47:33

I was called Splotch at school but can’t remember why.

Cossy Mon 01-Jun-26 14:42:47

We have neighbours,

Mrs Limp
Mrs Wart
Mr & Mrs Shouty
The Greens
Mad Woman
Catalogue Couple

One DD calls our dog, who is called Poppy, “Pon”

I was called “Racoon” and “Wackers” at school (reference to unusual surname)

Both DD have called me by my first name since their teens!

We call the remote controls for anything “the buttons”

Essexgirl145 Mon 01-Jun-26 14:31:27

I was Titch.......I was the youngest and the smallest.

Gagagran Mon 01-Jun-26 14:18:08

We had a chap called Dustin who came into our local and who worked as a refuse collector. He was always referred to as Dustbin Hoffman.
DH and I always gave nicknames to look-a- like people we came across on holidays. There was a President Kennedy, a Tony Blair and a Miss World.
DH's rugby club was full of nicknames - better not mention them as many are still alive and easily recognisable!

Prancer Mon 01-Jun-26 14:17:59

My younger brother had two nicknames. One was egghead and the other was frog. He did have an egg shaped head when younger then changed to a frog like shape. Lol
My mother in laws last name was related to cold weather and she was often called Frost or Winter by mistake

AuntieE Mon 01-Jun-26 14:07:30

Reading this I do so hope nicknames have gone out of fashion!

My generation suffered from school-friends who used unkind nicknames, but the worst offenders were parents, especially fathers, ably seconded by uncles.

Mothers used "pet names" often a play on a child's given name, and some of them kept on using a hated name far too long, because they thought it was sweet,

53up Mon 01-Jun-26 13:58:05

We still chuckle over the nickname our son gave to a chap who would pass our front garden. The chap had a distinctive knee raising walk and would be wringing his hands as he went along his way. He was known as ride a bike rubiks in one word ‘rideabikerubiks’ 😂

Bazza Mon 01-Jun-26 13:58:00

I used to have two friends called Norma, and if referring to them, one was Norma round the corner, and the other one Norma round the bend, she was a bit! Our tv remote is ZOOMIE. I had a friend who called her car Delilah because the registration was YYY.

SueEH Mon 01-Jun-26 13:51:22

My dad used to call me bluetit until I became very embarrassed when puberty hit!
We don’t have nicknames really, apart from the next door neighbour who is “that ignorant git”.

Grammaretto Mon 01-Jun-26 13:15:30

My great grannie was a Fanny as was my gt aunt, her daughter. I don't know when it began to have another meaning. It was often short for Frances but not in my case.

At school some of the girls had names you could make another name from the initials and surnames.
Thus we had Chicks (C Hicks)
Patty (Patterson) Smartie (S Martin) and so on. These names stuck.

MissAdventure Mon 01-Jun-26 12:24:45

Yes, i knew a Tony Carpet
smile

tinaf1 Sun 31-May-26 15:42:41

When I was a lot younger I and my friends used to go to a pub where a lot of men had nicknames relating to their jobs
So for example you would have John the dust he was a dustman or Brian the book he worked in a shop selling books
Saved asking people what they did for a living

Magenta8 Sun 31-May-26 15:25:58

Talking of fannies, I am fed up that the affectionate term for a cat 'pussy' has now been outlawed. I blame Pussy Galore and Mrs Slocombe.

Micksterbs Sun 31-May-26 14:42:40

watermeadow

My father used to call me Fanny! That was long before it got its present meaning.

A friend of my first wife was actually named Fanny.; she was probably born 1950s maybe?

Unfortunately in modern parlance she was the butt of horrendous jokes

DollyRocker Sun 31-May-26 14:18:33

My parents were cockneys and very blunt and cutting with their nicknames for some of the people on our street; Brasso Lil, Mini fat legs, The Kraut, Kipper feet, Gypsy Rose, Tinkerbell. Many more but not particularly PC.

TerriBull Sun 31-May-26 12:00:26

When I worked for a firm of Accountants, one, in particular in a senior role, really couldn't write the most basic of letters, he was known throughout the firm as "the illiterate Chartered Accountant"

One of my son's school mates was known as "Bomber" I asked son how he acquired such a name. "Everyone knows when he's dropped one from the fall out" that was in junior school as well shock that's boys for you, the lavatorial to the last hmm

MissAdventure Sun 31-May-26 10:47:52

One of my rxes worked ss labourer, and the ha nicknames galore.
"So, I said look, you backfill that 'ole, Smelly"
Why's he called Smelly?
"Well, cos he smells".

Esmay Sun 31-May-26 10:44:29

Hi yogitree ,
Messaged you .

Kids can be very cruel .
We have lots of nicknames in our family some shared with the Mitfords !
I laughed when I read it.

No one is called by their Christian names unless we about talking about them to other people as it's confusing.

Years ago a lady used to join us at our cafe group and none of us could remember her name and as the weeks rolled on we were too embarrassed to ask her .
One day someone asked if we'd seen Lipstick .
None of had said it but we'd noticed that she always had most of her front teeth coated in lipstick .
It wasn't meant unkindly.

Magenta8 Sun 31-May-26 10:42:38

My DH's nickname was 'Wolfman' as he had a full beard and moustache which seemed to cover most of his face.

Friends used to joke about checking the phases of the moon if we were meeting up after dark.

yogitree Sun 31-May-26 10:23:37

At primary school, I was bullied a lot (lots of reasons) and as I was one of the few with a pet dog, I was called after a brand of dog food of the era. Taunted, rather than called and in a cruel way. Kids can be so evil!

MissAdventure Sun 31-May-26 09:52:51

grin

We don't have many nicknames around here except for The Druggies.

JaneJudge Sun 31-May-26 09:17:50

we also have

wide boy
speedy gonzales
the labradors
the walking couple

oh and 'the tutor'