Jaysus, but my neighbour's rather 'chunky shaped' granddaughter was being quite sick in the back garden, late Tuesday evening. Anyone would throw up if Dear Granny allowed them to stuff down American-style pancakes slathered in Nutella, ice cream and chocolate sprinkles.
Granny opined to me "what a shame - she really likes them".
They don't like Bessie Bunter, obviously.
Then we both set to swilling down the contaminated decking......that's that until next year.
Airbnb new rules - can't ask guests to wash up!
Age 71 - Yellow smelly vaginal discharge - not an infection
Things most have now that we didn’t have
Prince William on Graham Norton!
Thomas Markle Snr. being investigated for child sexual abuse images.

